So You Were My Moonlight

Currently revising

1

One day, at a KTV.

Xu Ying got tricked by her roommate during a game of truth or dare. She had to say to the first handsome guy she saw on her way out, "Hey, handsome, wanna hook up tonight?"

When He Junmian heard her, he froze. "Sure. Get your marriage license with me first. The Civil Affairs Bureau is still open."

Xu Ying: ??? (He's way too eager. Is he trying to steal my kidney? I'm out of here.)

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The next time they met was at a restaurant, where she was on a blind date.

Xu Ying shouted at her greasy blind-date, "Who do you think you are? If I run into a handsome guy on my way out, I could marry him right now!"

Then she turned around...

He Junmian: "Miss Xu, your SF Express delivery is here. Please accept it."

3

A whirlwind marriage.

Only after the wedding did she learn that he hadn't fallen for her beauty, but her voice. She sounded exactly like someone's long-lost love, and he was looking for a "voice double."

Xu Ying: Your long-lost love is waiting for you. Want a divorce? I've already signed the papers. (She elegantly hands him the divorce agreement.)

He Junmian: You. Can. Dream. (He tears it up with a flourish.)

Theme: I searched for her a thousand times in the crowd, then suddenly turned around and found her where the lights were dim.