My Cabbage Ran Off With a Pig

One is a clever older brother (Kunze) who knows how to keep accounts, keeps his household in perfect order, and is very capable.

The other is a clueless mascot of a younger brother (Qianyuan), who only knows how to eat, is a little dim-witted, and knows nothing of the world.

The heir, a Zhongyong, thinks it over for a long time. To ensure his freedom after marriage, he decisively marries the mascot and brings him home. He thought he could carry on carousing as before, but he never expected...

[What should I do if my heir's consort loves having fun even more than I do?]

[What should I do if my heir's consort is even better at flirting than I am???]

[What should I do if my heir's consort has thirteen concubines while I don't have a single one???]

Heir: ??? What are all those concubines doing here???

Young husband: I've always had them! Mother said before that whoever gave me a baby first would become my principal wife!

Heir: ????!! But you married me!!!!

Young husband tilts his head: ? Why does marrying you mean I can't have concubines???

A sweet, silly story about a dim-witted, beloved top and an heir bottom. The top's intelligence is only that of a five- or six-year-old because he was poisoned. He's just dim-witted, not stupid, and the bottom dotes on him! Even after he's cured later on, the top remains everyone's darling and gains the irresistible-to-everyone trait!

Note: A short, fluffy, silly-sweet story. Read at your own risk if this isn't your thing.

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