The System Thinks I'm Starved for Love (Quick Transmigration)

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Wen Yu was the most outstanding genius the cultivation world had seen in ten thousand years.

She reached the Deity Transformation stage in a mere three hundred years.

The smoothness of her cultivation journey left everyone astonished.

Just as everyone thought she would continue enjoying such effortless success,

she became stuck at the bottleneck of the Deity Transformation stage and couldn't ascend for a full thousand years. No one knew why.

Until one day, a voice appeared before her...

Hey, friend, want a System? The kind that can send you straight to the heavens.

One day, at a roadside tea stall:

Wen Yu: Tell me, why can't I ascend?

System: I looked into it. You're short on love.

Wen Yu: You looked into it? Where?

System: I just asked the main System.

Wen Yu: Boss, your waiter has something wrong with his brain.

System: Fellow cultivator, don't worry. I can solve your problem. Just become mine, hehe~ Then we can work something out.

Wen Yu: …

System: Can't we talk this over? Don't hit me, okay? I was wrong, I was wrong. I'll be your System, okay!!!

Upcoming story:

"Transmigrated into an Adult Novel"

In her previous life, Lin Ran was confined to a white hospital bed and never left it before she died.

So when she became Xiseli and got to live freely, she was content, even if it only lasted a few short years.

Perhaps because neither of her lives had been entirely happy, the heartless God of Light struck a deal with her.

If she could save his beloved Saintess, then her life as Xiseli could come to a peaceful end.

But things weren't that simple...

God: By the way, this is an adult novel world. You don't mind, do you?

Lin Ran: ??? Can I mind?

God: Sure.

Lin Ran: Then I mind.

God: Sorry, dear. I don't accept bad reviews or broken contracts~

Lin Ran: … Could you at least give me some special abilities?

God: Of course. I'll give you a special blessing. You're very powerful now, dear.

Lin Ran does a few punches on the spot, then asks sincerely: Powerful how?

The God covers his face coyly. "Oh, don't ask me that kind of question. Of course... Oh dear, I can't say it."

A vein throbs on Lin Ran's forehead. "I'm a woman."

God: So?

In the end, the God bids Lin Ran farewell with a broad smile, waving as he calls out, "Dear, I look forward to your good review~"

Later, Lin Ran picks up her clothes from the floor in the morning sunlight.

She looks around the trashed room, raises an eyebrow, and gives the story five stars.

The completed serial "The Spirit-Solving Record"

On her eighteenth birthday,

Ji Xinxin received a special gift.

She discovered that she could see things ordinary people couldn't.

So she tried hard to pretend she was just like everyone else,

choosing to ignore it all,

until the day she locked eyes with those creatures,

and met a shady Taoist priest who had appeared out of nowhere...

Ji Xinxin: You said you'd handle it and that I didn't need to be afraid!

Xun Youling: You can listen to some things without taking them seriously.

Ji Xinxin: What happened to all those years of cultivation?

Xun Youling: Haven't you seen a mage run out of mana?

Ji Xinxin: Don't you have any useful magic items?

Xun Youling: To be honest, the most valuable thing I own is myself.

Ji Xinxin: …

Years later, Xun Youling's shabby little agency gets a complete makeover. Everyone in the industry says she got lucky by hiring a capable employee.

Xun Youling sits cheerfully in her boss's chair, shaking her head as she says, "Hehe, what capable employee? She's my amazing wife."

Ji Xinxin, checking the company accounts, looks up and flexes her fingers. "Amazing? In what way?"

"Return to the Sea"

As a child, Huan Suxi heard adults say there was a strange creature in the sea, with a human upper body and a fish's tail. It was beautiful and could bewitch people's hearts, dragging them into the sea. Eating its flesh and blood could grant eternal life. They called it a mermaid.

She believed them completely, and thought that if she ever encountered one, she'd be sure to stay far away.

Until one day, she saw a young woman curiously watching her from behind a rock. The girl blushed whenever Huan Suxi looked at her. Huan Suxi asked curiously, "Are you trying to seduce me?"

An was the last mermaid in the world. Before she died, her mother told her that humans were cruel and selfish creatures who hunted mermaids for their own desires. She must protect herself.

An faithfully followed her mother's teachings and stayed far from places where humans lived, until one day a small boat brought a human woman.

She discovered that humans weren't quite like her mother had said. This one not only told her stories, but also brought her delicious food. Best of all, she was soft and smelled wonderful. She looked delicious.

Theme: Learn to treat others sincerely as you grow.