The Years I Transmigrated

After I transmigrated, I thought I was going to become a winner in life, until I found out that not only had my mother transmigrated, she'd also managed to sleep with my father, Uchiha Madara.

After transmigrating a second time, I swore I wouldn't make the same mistakes again. Then I found out my seven older sisters had found me seven brother-in-laws. What a coincidence, their rings are called Vongola.

The third time, I transmigrated into an era overrun by demons. No mom! No sisters! Before I could even celebrate, I discovered that I'd become a demon, and the man holding a sword and about to kill me was named Tsugikuni Yoriichi. He was my father.

At last, I'd finally reached a state of inner peace. I was strolling along a river, pondering life, when someone suddenly grabbed my leg and asked if I wanted to die with him.

I looked at his handsome face, the sort that clearly belonged to the protagonist of a hugely popular anime, smiled faintly, and kicked him into the river.

A man's mouth is full of lies, and a demon's just as bad.

Theme: The "exciting" life after transmigrating