My Disciple Ran Off Again

As the undisputed winner of life in the Lingyun Minor World, Helian Yu has had everything go his way. There's no road he can't take, only roads he doesn't want to take.

That is, until he started taking disciples...

His life became unpredictable, because his disciple was always trying to leave him behind and run away.

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"Disciple, take one more step and I'll break your legs and lock you in that bottomless abyss!"

"...Then expel me from the sect." He smiles as if nothing is wrong.

"Aren't you tired of using that trick every time?! Is being my disciple really such a hardship?"

"Of course. Rather than be your lousy disciple, I'd much rather be your Dao companion, Helian Yu."

A master who seems completely deranged but really isn't quite so deranged, and a shifu bottom VS an attack who seems upright but really isn't quite so upright, and is genuinely deranged.