Tragedy: My Quirk Is Photosynthesis

Lingxingmen Yixun, the director of the U.A. High School admissions office, has a Quirk that is the exact opposite of the famous supervillain All For One, whose Quirk steals other people’s abilities. She just loves giving people Quirks whenever she’s got nothing better to do. Month █ Day Gave a Quirk to her coworker Eraser Head: [Whoever You Stare At Farts] Gave a Quirk to Bakugo: [Transform Into a Scottish Wild Chicken] Month █ Day Gave a Quirk to her new subordinate, Tachi: [Give Someone a Perfect Bowl Cut in 10 Seconds] Gave a Quirk to the onmyoji Mr. Abe: [Safely Deliver a Lamb] Month █ Day Gave a Quirk to Fujimaru: [Identify People by Their Armpits] Gave a Quirk to her junior, Kamado: [Quickly Build a Supermarket Shopping Cart in One Minute] Gave a Quirk to her pal Muzan: [Photosynthesis] After reading Lingxingmen Yixun’s diary, Principal Nezu the white mouse finally understood why people kept throwing a sack over his head and breaking his legs. He had it coming. P.S. Everyone is out of character, everyone is out of character, everyone is out of character, and everyone is eating five-spice pickled mustard greens. Don’t worry about logic in a crack comedy about killing sharks... I’ll try not to derail the characters. Theme: Every character should have a relatable side