[Crossover] Midlife Crisis

At sixteen, Haruno Sakura closed her eyes. When she opened them, she had become Uchiha Sakura, nearly forty. Living alone, plagued by illness, burdened with a mortgage... And her daughter might not even be her own. This was far beyond a midlife crisis. Even people going through midlife crises weren't usually this miserable. Read Married to My Dream Guy, I Became a Sucker One second, he'd just shaken hands with aliens as Earth's ambassador to Mars. The next, a high school assignment was placed in front of him. “...” Looking at his own young face from high school, the big shot Sakamoto and his younger self both pushed up their glasses. This peaceful life as a middle-aged teacher... actually wasn't so bad. Read When Earth's Secretary-General Transmigrated into a Chinese Teacher Dr. Shirou, chief researcher at Umbrella Corporation and a successful man in middle age, had once faced a life-threatening experience: as a child, he and his parents had nearly perished in the flames in Fuyuki City. But this newly captured human test subject, a Heroic Spirit calling himself Emiya, claimed that... he would be eaten by zombies? He even said he was the version of himself from another plane? The doctor carefully examined his test subject, then refused to believe a word he said. No matter what, he would never grow up to be that dark-skinned. From My Test Subject Saved the World Again Today Sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turns out they were all made in China by aunties working part-time. When the experiment was over, Professor You had three new moms. A little girl's body, an auntie's heart. The older the ginger, the spicier it is. Auntie Hua, Auntie Mao, and Big Sis Pao said: Keeping the peace is actually easy. Today, the town of Xiaozhen is as lovely as ever. Professor You: How Middle-Aged Women Get Along