In a modern society where humans and spirits live together in harmony, Hu Xiao Ya, a carrot spirit who has just taken human form, is trembling with fear.
To survive in the worlds of both humans and spirits, Hu Xiao Ya had finally managed to get a residence permit and an ID card for the human world from the Spirit Administration Bureau. Just when she thought she could now achieve her grand ambitions, the human world dealt her a crushing blow.
One day, Hu Xiao Ya spotted a little white notice on the street advertising a job planting vegetables. Excited, she went to the interview.
To make a good impression on the human interviewer, she had to spend the exorbitant sum of 101 on a car ride to the interview. But then...
The stern-faced interviewer: Can you grow vegetables?
Carrot spirit Hu Xiao Ya: Her eyes lit up. Grow vegetables? That was her specialty, a talent all vegetable spirits were born with. She answered loudly and clearly, "Yes!"
The stern-faced interviewer: Then how many mu of land have you farmed? What's the yield per mu?
Carrot spirit Hu Xiao Ya: ...She stammered, "I only planted one mu yesterday. I've just scattered the carrot seeds, so I don't know the yield yet."
The stern-faced interviewer: ...Go home. Your mom's calling you to dinner.
Carrot spirit Hu Xiao Ya: She's a spirit. I don't have a mom or a dad.
After failing the interview, Hu Xiao Ya was furious and deeply dissatisfied. She thought, I'm the only vegetable spirit in the spirit world to have gained sentience. I'm great at growing vegetables! Not hiring me is your loss, hmph!
Things got better later. After finally finding a way to make money in the human world, Hu Xiao Ya declared, "This spirit can grow vegetables to make a fortune and finally afford to eat all the carrots I want."
Blurb Two
While preparing to launch her vegetable-growing business, Hu Xiao Ya went to a supermarket in the human world and met her natural enemy, a white rabbit spirit. He falsely accused her of being a thief, and they both ended up at the Spirit Administration Bureau for a cup of tea.
That was her first meeting with her natural enemy, the white rabbit.
At their second meeting, Hu Xiao Ya dragged along the carrots she'd spent a whole month painstakingly growing to sell in the human world, only to be reported by White Little Rabbit for failing to pay the stall fee.
At their third meeting, Hu Xiao Ya went to a wooded pond to look for her pet Jin Jin, only for White Little Rabbit to kiss her and knock her unconscious.
From then on, a white rabbit who was "keeping a watchful eye on her and planning to eat her" followed Hu Xiao Ya around.
Little skit: When they first met
White Rabbit: There's a thief!
Hu Xiao Ya: You! Who's a thief? I think you want to eat me, so you're framing me.
White Rabbit: I saw you putting things in your bag.
Hu Xiao Ya: I'm not a thief!
...When he wouldn't leave her alone
On a stormy night
Hu Xiao Ya: White Rabbit? What are you doing at my house?
The soaked White Rabbit looked miserable. "My house collapsed, and it's dark and raining hard. Yours was the only house with a light on, so I came here. Hu Xiao Ya, you saw my body, so you have to take responsibility for me."
Hu Xiao Ya, who had meant to kindly take him in: "I told you, I didn't see anything."
The White Rabbit, both miserable and angry: "I don't care. I'm sticking with you, Hu Xiao Ya."
After marriage...
On a cold winter day, in a wooden burrow, a snow-white rabbit slept soundly while hugging a big, bright red carrot.
Hu Xiao Ya in her original form: "White Little Rabbit, you climbed into my burrow again! Get up!"
White Little Rabbit in his original form gazed at her with shining red eyes, looking miserable. "Ya Ya, you hurt me last night!"
Reading guide: A chaotic farm-life story
A heartwarming, tranquil farming diary about a carrot, a white rabbit, and a groundhog
Kind angels passing by, could I ask you to add this to your favorites and leave a comment? (sniffle)
The author is clasping her paws and wiping away tears pitifully.
Recommended upcoming story: She Falls for Everyone She Meets, a tale of immortals across past and present lives.
Theme: A funny fantasy romance
Why does a carrot's ration consist of carrots?
Red fish? Is there a story about white radish?
Ha. . There are radishes
Carrot is going to reach the peak of life
So loving, so warm
Big orange is important. . . I really want to masturbate(?▽?)
No, don't drive Jin Jin away
Why. . . I'm bored at home, why don't you update more?