No Pouting

My next book will be "Setting Things Ablaze." Click the author's collection to check it out~

The spoiled little wife who loves stirring up trouble x the gorgeous, bold female big shot

The thing Zhao Xinghe regretted most was marrying Si Yu. Back in school, Si Yu was a top student who could get perfect scores with her eyes closed. As an adult, she became a big shot who cared only about work.

After waiting a year, Zhao Xinghe spent a night with Si Yu while drunk. She placed the divorce papers she'd already signed in front of Si Yu. "At least we don't have kids. This way, we can make a clean break."

Then, after signing the papers, she woke up eighteen years later, a classmate of her daughter, who had just turned seventeen.

And...

Her daughter wasn't just a hopelessly lazy student. She was a school bully who skipped class and got into fights every day, terrifying everyone around her. She could beat up boys, too. Zhao Xinghe was baffled. Which one of us did she take after?

When Zhao Xinghe saw her daughter wielding a club and leading a gang of punks as they stomped on the troublemaker, demanding he call them Daddy, she exploded. "Get over here, young lady!"

Daughter: "? Who are you calling that?"

After several placement tests, the mother and daughter, who both ranked near the bottom, were forced by Si Yu to sit in a classroom and do worksheets. They weren't allowed home for dinner until they finished. After being punished several times, the school bully's daughter flipped a desk and protested, "Why do I have to do an extra worksheet every time I get something wrong, while all she has to do is pout and give you a kiss?!"

Si Yu: "And?"

School bully's daughter: "I'll pout at you too. Mwah~"

Si Yu: "Do two more sets."

Later...

People saw the utterly untouchable school bully on her way to a fight with a club in hand, only to be slapped back into the classroom by the campus belle, her classmate, and made to do worksheets. Then, under the gaze of the top student in her class, she announced expressionlessly in front of the entire school: "Study hard and make progress every day. I'll let the motherland down if I don't work hard to become a successor to socialism."

The whole school: "Holy crap, does the school bully like the campus belle or the top student?!?!"

The school bully's daughter: "...They're my moms."

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True beauty lover x fake ice queen

Kid, no pouting. Only your mom gets to do that.

[How to Enjoy This Story]

1. Also known as: "Listen Up, or Mom Will Hit You," "My Mom Personally Taught Me to Come First," "The Days I Went Back to High School to Discipline My Kid," and "Those Years I Had to Watch My Moms Be Lovey-Dovey Every Day"

2. Same-sex couples can marry and have children. Love at first sight x deep-rooted love

3. Guaranteed to be indulgent, refreshing, and sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Expect a satisfying romance, a pursuit to win back a wife, and playful parenting. The early chapters have a silly, fun love-triangle farce.

4. This is just a cozy, sweet slice-of-life story about teasing the kid. I'm telling you honestly that the plot logic is practically nonexistent, so I won't accept writing advice, undeserved low ratings, personal attacks, or malicious insults. If it's not for you, please click away. Let's all be civil. Thanks for your love~

5. Update length before signing with a publisher depends on the rankings; daily updates afterward.

There are completed stories in the author's collection.

Blurb screenshotted on 2020.2.26

For inquiries, please see: Yao San

[Setting Things Ablaze] Blurb

Ruthless and cruel x untamable and wild

On the day the Luo family held a grand birthday banquet, Jiang Zhi, covered in wounds, was tied up and locked in a cage, delivered to Luo Zhiyi as a gift.

The gift-giver said, "We found this kid among a pride of lions while hunting not long ago. We haven't heard her speak, so she must be mute. She's a novel little pet, brought here to please you."

The girl, dressed in clothes and trapped in the cage, struggled wildly, biting herself until she was bloody and torn. She only calmed down when she saw Luo Zhiyi.

When she first saw those animalistic eyes, Luo Zhiyi thought that was the first time she and Jiang Zhi had met.

It wasn't.

At the bottom of a cliff, with death just a breath away, Jiang Zhi had spent a night of raw, unrestrained passion with Luo Zhiyi.

Luo Zhiyi had forgotten, but Jiang Zhi remembered, and was willing to submit to her.

Later, the day Jiang Zhi learned to say Luo Zhiyi's name, Luo Zhiyi was overjoyed, her heart melting. But Jiang Zhi said hoarsely, "That was the second time I spoke."

"What was the first?"

"That night, beneath you."

[I knew you would set me ablaze, but I still chose to burn to ashes for you.]

[Reading Guide]

* Dog-blood drama and cathartic thrills in equal measure, with practically no logic.

* Also known as: "How I Tamed My Wife," "What to Do When Your Wife Gets Wild," "A Guide to Romance for the Bad Guys Who Don't Play by the Rules," and "If You're Hard to Tame, I'll Tame You Anyway"

* The blurb may be revised after the book begins; everything else is undecided.

* Please note that the characters' values don't represent the author's. No writing advice, undeserved low ratings, or attacks of any kind.

Screenshotted on 2020.5.26.

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