My Big Goose Is Not Well-Behaved

[Continuation of the article "The enemy turned into an egg" please collect] On a spring night with thunder and lightning, Tang Fengru, a small owner of a chicken farm, picked up a dying goose with blackened wings and took it home. After the goose recovered from its injury, it became very majestic and showed super fighting power. Tang Fengru raised it as a guard goose. But this goose is not well-behaved. It wants to eat the best food and drink the cleanest water. It plays with cats, dogs and chickens all day long. It is like a tyrant in the countryside. It even wants to occupy the owner's bed. Of course the owner will be unhappy. Tang Fengru: If you don't behave well, I'll pluck your hair, stew it in an iron pot, and eat it! The big goose actually said: Haha, Tang Xiaoji, come on. Tang Fengru:...... In a flash of white light, the big goose turned into a strong and handsome man, and sneered: You have already coveted me, don't think I don't know! Tang Fengru: I'm not... I didn't... You're talking nonsense... A few days later. Tang Fengru: It smells so good~ The goose spirit who makes heaven and earth X is a diligent little chicken farm owner who has no brains and enjoys writing. The article about farming with soil and debris in a running account basically comes from the Internet. Please forgive me if there are any inaccuracies. ———— Copywriting of "You Are Just Relying on Your Own Fluffy": Qiao Ran is a useless guide. He was so useless that he even lost his spiritual body when he was a teenager. One day he got lucky and picked up an ownerless spiritual body, a big white-haired lion. Although this big white cat has a weak brain, its fur is soft and easy to touch, and its abilities are first-rate. Taking a sip is like taking a powerful stimulant. Qiao Ran no longer had headaches and waist pain, and he lived a self-sufficient and happy life from then on. Until one day, the owner of the big white cat, a crazy and stingy man, came to the door, and Qiao Ran's good days came to an end. Before, Qiao Ran: Can you lend me your lion? Just one click! Man: Ugly. Later, Qiao Ran: I'm so tired that I can't move anymore. Can you let me have a rest? Man: No. Later, Man: The lion will be bald by you, I allow you to change your target to me. Qiao Ran:...... The heartless guide VS the heartless and crazy sentinel, both are sick when attacked and suffered, but they will heal each other with each other's company and work together to reach the peak of life~ *** Completed sand sculpture fantasy story: "Bah! That ALPHA is poisonousA small-bellied girl's heart A attack "President, our egg is lost" The domineering and sinister president's attack X force value is off the charts "The President's Little Banana" won the second gold medal in the main X soft and cute banana Intention: