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In his previous life, Lin Fuhan had a special ability to undergo heavenly tribulations on behalf of beasts. People he trusted took advantage of him again and again, until he died after enduring terrible torment.
He once concealed his brilliance and treated others with kindness, only to be stabbed in the chest in return.
He once longed for family and did everything his "family" asked of him, but those so-called "family members" coveted his ability and schemed against him.
His once-treasured confidant eventually revealed a greedy face before him.
But that was all in the past. Given another life, he would never let any of it happen again.
This time, he would become a blade hanging over their heads, keeping them in a constant state of fear and denying them any peace.
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The traitors: I was wrong. Please, spare me.
Lin Fuhan: There's no need to confess to me, because I never planned to spare you.
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Reading guide: 1. One top and one bottom, no other CPs. The top is a ferocious beast, or at least that's what he thinks of himself.
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[Recommended Upcoming Work 1: "I Took a Taxi and Fled the Trending List Overnight"]
Blurb: #On August 3, 2099, at 5:25 p.m., a well-known entertainer was rushed to the hospital after a car accident and died despite attempts to save him#
The moment Lin Xingle opened his eyes, he saw those words hovering on the trending list.
It was his very own death announcement.
As a top-tier star with an equal split of fans and haters, Lin Xingle had long mastered the art of saying ghost stories while wearing a human face.
Just as he was riding high, he discovered that he could always see his own death announcement on the trending list, and that he kept getting dragged into bizarre scripts as an NPC.
He thought it was all just a dream, until one day he received an invitation to the Best Performance Award ceremony.
So the dreams were real.
Oh no. Does that mean all those embarrassing scenes of me playing an NPC are going to be exposed?
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While other idols' fans worried that their favorite might start dating and get caught in a scandal, Lin Xingle's fans had already developed hearts of steel.
Fan A: It's fine, our guy's still alive. We just accidentally swallowed a shard of glass.
Fan B: Is our guy having another episode? That's normal. When he bought his house, he specifically chose a place close to the hospital.
Fan C: Is this another new way to make us suffer as fans? Help me up. Once I've finished coughing up this blood, I can keep going...
Meanwhile, another "NPC," cursed out by everyone in the script, sat in an office, expressionless as he flipped through the pages. He seemed calm, but the veins standing out on the back of his hand betrayed his true feelings.
He closed the script. Four large characters on the cover caught his eye.
And Then There Were None
[Recommended Upcoming Work 2: "Your Pheromones Are Trash"]
Blurb: Shen Zhou and Zuo Yu had been the model couple for seven years, with a pheromone match of 100 percent. But on their seventh wedding anniversary, something went wrong, and their happy anniversary became their divorce anniversary.
Holding the divorce papers, Shen Zhou sat on the sofa and tried to figure out what had gone wrong.
He'd taken a knife for Zuo Yu;
He'd almost been crippled for Zuo Yu;
He'd been hit by a car for Zuo Yu;
He'd nearly died for Zuo Yu...
Everything had gone according to the plot. All he had to do was maintain their loving relationship for seven years, and he could leave this world and complete his transmigration-into-a-book mission.
But right at the last step, he received divorce papers.
What on earth had gone wrong? Shen Zhou couldn't figure it out, no matter how hard he tried.
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After his shower, Zuo Yu came over and wrapped his arms around Shen Zhou from behind. He gently sniffed the gland on Shen Zhou's neck and said, satisfied, "Baby, your pheromones are so honest. They're downright trashy."
[Recommended Upcoming Work 3: "A High-Risk Guide to Online Dating"]
As a laid-back expert, Shi Yue usually just cleared dungeons and helped with guild battles. But one day, someone broke his legs, then killed him thirty-three times in a row at the respawn point.
The whole guild erupted. Everyone rolled up their sleeves, ready to demand justice. But when they took a closer look at the killer's game ID, they realized it belonged to the number-one player on the rankings.
Shi Yue thought it over. He didn't think he'd ever offended the top-ranked player, so why had he been killed more than thirty times?
Before he could figure it out, his screen flashed red again with a kill notification, and he found himself trapped at the respawn point, being killed over and over.
[You have been killed by Mingzhu Tian Nan!]
Shi Yue's face darkened, and he was furious. Once or twice might have been an accident, but this was clearly a provocation.
As for gear, cultivation, and skill, he didn't seem to stand a chance against Mingzhu Tian Nan. Shi Yue furrowed his brows as he looked at the game screen and saw someone in the guild chat saying that Mingzhu Tian Nan was recruiting disciples.
So he quickly made a low-level account, logged in, opened Mingzhu Tian Nan's profile, selected "Become a Disciple," clicked Apply, and sent him a message.
[Boss, are you looking for a leg-hugging accessory? What do you think of me?]
Shi Yue had made up his mind: he was going to make that bastard at the top of the rankings experience the ultimate betrayal...
Theme: Fate means that even when none of the circumstances are set in stone, you can still meet the one person who is meant for you.
Okay, I'll just pretend that Lin Fuhan died, and Feng Zhu died to save him.
Hey... These are my most annoying past lives and finding the wrong person. How uncomfortable is that?
It's frustrating to watch, it's better to be
Updated!!! Live happily!!!
Doesn't your conscience hurt that the label is actually the author of a sweet article?
It's both cruel and beautiful. I have a mixed love-hate relationship with it?,??
Lin Ziqi is buried in my heart. Seal the candle and advance the crematorium in my heart. It's time for Feng Zhu to grow up. He's such a monster, why doesn't he understand that being a substitute is a capital crime? It seems that he is surrounded by singles and has no love skills at all. If you are still immature, you will not be able to slap others in the face with Fu Han, or you will be slapped in the face by Fu Han as someone else (don't grow up, please let the slap in the face and the crematorium take turns to perform, thank you)!!!
Great, except for Quhan, everyone else is dead.
Oh, a piece of news made him shaken!!
Tsk, the candle sealing is over, Chai Wife is in the crematorium!