Forced to Have a Bunch of Big Shot Dads

As a lingzhi spirit whose essence has been damaged, Tan Jiuqiu takes on System missions to replenish his yang energy.

So, when he comes down from the mountain, he decides to use his good looks to lure a handsome young man back to the mountains for some fun!

While having a meal with a top-tier star, just as he's about to confess his feelings, the star is caught on camera by the media and puts an arm around Jiuqiu. "Let me introduce you. This is my son."

Jiuqiu: "?"

At a billionaire's birthday party, just as he's about to confess and spring a surprise, the rich man takes his hand. "Let me announce this to everyone. He's my son."

Jiuqiu: "??"

After an exorcist master saves him time and again, Jiuqiu is so excited to express his love that the master pats his head. "Good boy, I'm your father."

Jiuqiu: "???"

--Have you heard? This little lingzhi spirit was raised on blood by all the bigwigs at the Supernatural Administration. Now they've finally got their precious baby back!

When the mysterious ultimate bigwig of the Supernatural Administration willingly agrees to go with him to the mountains for some fun,

Jiuqiu, whose heart has long since gone still, says: "I get it. You're my new dad. Get in line."

The ultimate bigwig: "????"

I've watched over you all this time, and who the hell wants to be your dad?!

Due to his physical condition, the ultimate bigwig was summoned to Tan Jiuqiu's side through puppet magic. At long last, he returns to his own body.

In a sealed-off space, he holds Tan Jiuqiu in his arms and kisses him gently, his voice hoarse. "You can call me Daddy in bed."

(Screenshot taken on 2019.12.17)

Coming soon: Retirement Life? No Thanks!

After countless missions, time traveler Song Ci can finally choose a world in which to retire.

His requirements aren't high: an ordinary world, the most beautiful face of the age, and the life of a pampered young master from a wealthy family.

Full of anticipation for his new life, Song Ci becomes the beloved youngest son of the wealthy Song family.

On the very day he arrives, the Song family announces bankruptcy, then gets attacked by monsters, and every last one of them bites the dust.

Song Ci, whose smile hasn't even had a chance to bloom: "...?"

As everyone knows, humanity now lives in oases, while monsters run rampant beyond the borders, occasionally slipping through the barrier to attack people.

A supernatural organization detects monster activity and rushes to the rescue.

When they arrive, they find monster limbs and chunks of flesh strewn all over the ground--

A powerless young man is stomping on the monster's last remaining head, his exquisite, pretty face wearing an expression that's both freaked out and dazed.

The supernatural beings: w(°o°)w

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After taking care of the Song family's affairs, broke Song Ci decides to livestream and sell his looks.

But the viewers aren't interested.

"..."

He comes up with a plan: whenever the supernatural beings wipe out monsters, he sneaks over to livestream.

It works like a charm.

One time, a supernatural team encounters a powerful monster. Help is slow to arrive, and the viewers are both anxious and scared.

Song Ci sighs. "Fine. I'll do it."

Then he takes the monster down in just a few moves.

The viewers and the supernatural beings stare in utter disbelief.

Later, Song Ci is forced to join the supernatural organization beyond the borders, and before long, his fearsome reputation has spread throughout the region.

Song Ci laments: This isn't the retirement life I wanted.

Unexpectedly, the monster boss pins him in its arms. "I can make your wish come true."

"As long as..." it whispers seductively, "you let me *** you."

Song Ci: "..."

I think I just got run over by a truck.

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