The Grand-uncle of the Sect Is a Bone Spirit

[The scheming, lazy skeleton ancestor x the flirtatious, cross-dressing tea-spirit beauty]

Bai Gu transmigrates into the cultivation world as the sect ancestor with the worst reputation: a black skeleton with -10,000 merit points, routinely wielded by her disciples as a brick to smash monsters.

Unwilling to go out and get chopped to death by her "enemies from life," Bai Gu decides to lie low. But then she dreams of a warning from Heaven's secrets:

At the Immortal Ascension Platform, the Kunling Mountain sect gates, divine punishment and heavenly judgment will turn everything to ash. The lazy little disciples who always shout, "Grand Martial Uncle, just lie down!" will pile their flesh and blood into a staircase, carrying her broken bones up to the heavens.

Bai Gu wakes up and sighs in regret, then crushes the Book of Fate: "A lazybones like me, forced into a rat race. Heaven really is ruthless."

And so, later...

Thunderclouds roil across the nine heavens. The black jade skeleton shatters the heavenly staircase, while a hundred thousand lazy swordsmen form a sword formation like a river of stars turned upside down.

She grips the Thunder Department's Celestial Venerable by the neck and laughs softly: "The disciples I raised are mine to beat and scold. Who gave you the right to use them as experience points and lick them up?"

[Reader's Guide]

1. The female lead has no conscience but is fiercely protective. She evolves from a scheming black skeleton into a human-shaped cheat.

2. The male lead loves mischief. Cross-dressing as a man and bringing kids along to scam people are his idea of fun.

3. Everyday life in the sect. The cultivation world's anti-rat-race association chair is losing it online.

4. I got stronger but didn't go bald (and I'm proud of it), because skeletons don't have hair in the first place.

Theme: Even in desperate circumstances, keep holding on to truth, goodness, and beauty.