The unluckiest thing that ever happened to Mu Fan was being tricked by his childhood sweetheart! After being hit with an incurable "love spell," he nearly lost control and did something intimate with the person who had set him up. Instead, he knocked them out and escaped. At dawn, chased by various factions of the demon realm, he had no choice but to flee to the human world. By then, his magic was nearly spent, and he could no longer maintain his human form. He had to pick a random spot, revert to his true form, and wait to absorb the essence of the sun and moon to recover his powers. While he slept, a man from who-knows-where hid in his treetop. He pretended nothing was happening and acted like an unthinking tree. (╬?`Д′?) What are you doing on top of me?! Why are you taking off your pants?! (╬?`Д′?) Hey, hey, let's talk this out. Don't!!! Human cultivator seme x tree demon uke
Theme: Live well and keep improving.
Where are the snails? Why are there no snails in this situation?