Joy of Life: This Is a Comedy

I'm not writing this anymore. Sorry for wasting everyone's time.

My older brother is an arts student, my mother is a science student, and I'm a science student who's no good at either arts or science. It's fine, I'm never the one who has to do the thinking. What?! His Majesty has not only arranged a marriage between my brother and Lin Wan'er, but has also given me permission to choose anyone I want. Anyone at all. This is a little... too embarrassing, isn't it? Me: "Brother, I don't think my name is very elegant." Fan Xian: "Then I'll trade names with you." Fan Xian: "Kid, don't worry. Whoever you and Ruoruo like, I'll bring them back for you, no matter who they are!" Me: "..." (Moved.) Fan Xian: "First, let's find your chicken-leg sister-in-law." Me: "Uncle, am I the cutest little girl?" Wuzhu: "No." Me: "..." Me: "Uncle, what's wrong with me?" Wuzhu: "You're drunk." Me: "Huh? I only had one cup." Yan Bingyun: "Everything is for Daqing!" Me: snorts Yan Bingyun: stares... Me: "Sorry, sorry. I just thought it was funny and couldn't help laughing."

Theme: Life isn't full of twists and turns. Do whatever feels right.