[The King's Avatar] There's a Girl Named Mumu

I'm not writing this anymore. Sorry for wasting everyone's time.

Girl: "The world is going downhill, and people aren't what they used to be!"

Man: "..."

Girl: "You look respectable, but you're a beast."

Man: "..."

Girl: "An old ox eating tender grass."

Man: "..."

Girl: "..."

Man: "Come sit on my lap."