After I Fell in Love Again, My Ex Came Looking for Me

Story blurb: Hello, everyone. My name is Yuan Zhiquan. As a special thousand-year-old cursed spirit, I never kill anyone. I only date. And yet, even though I only want to bring love and hope to the human world, my exes are always calling me a scumbag! Isn't that strange? :) Just as I was breaking up with an ex and scouting for my next one at a host club, I ran into the reincarnation of my one true love. To win him over, I showered him with concern, spent lavishly on him, and even got into fights for his sake. In the end, I finally got what I wanted. But just as I'd landed a beauty who comes along once in a thousand years and was planning a sweet honeymoon with him, all my ex-boyfriends came knocking! My exes include, but aren't limited to, the King of Curses, who died a thousand years ago and came back to life; a Sun-Breathing swordsman who invented his own sword style and sent the Demon King running for the hills; the five-hundred-year-old Lord of the West, with a pretty face and a perfect figure; and an executive in the Port Mafia, the combat powerhouse of Yokohama. Me: ...Okay, but I love you now! The reincarnation of my one true love: Oh? * Even though my beloved is completely different from before, that's okay. I'll still love him. Then I discovered that my real one true love was back. Yuan Zhiquan: ...Yabai. Is my one true love still my current boyfriend? What a dilemma. Reader advisory: 1. The protagonist has more than one ex. Read with caution if that bothers you. 2. He's a player, but he'll be taught a lesson and eventually settle down. 3. 5t5 is not the reincarnation of his one true love. * New story coming soon: [Genshin Impact] All the Characters I Ship Came to Life Here's what happened. I'm a seasoned Traveler whose journey is toward the stars and the sea, and I love every character I ship. In the game, I'm a righteous and kind Traveler who's also a bit of a menace. Outside the game, I'm a famous fan creator on a certain lettered video site. For the characters I love, my fan fervor is through the roof. I create fanworks enthusiastically every day, including but not limited to: taking endless photos of Rex Lapis's rear, pinning down the young adeptus, peeking at a puppet while he bathes, and pulling down the Anemo Archon's white stockings... If a fan creator doesn't go crazy, can they really call themselves a fan? I thought my days would pass peacefully in a routine of going wild and making fanworks, but one day, all the characters I shipped came to life. Me: ...No big deal. I can survive this. I stayed cool and collected, just like the Traveler in the game. Then, to my horror, I discovered that not only did they remember their time with me in the game, they had also experienced every single explicit picture I'd made while going wild. And the in-game me was the one who made them do it. Me: ...Haha, I can't go on living. Friendly reminders: 1. No romance, group-pampering direction. 2. This is a self-indulgent work where I make fanworks while losing my mind. Characterization follows my own ideas, so some people may feel it's out of character. 3. A crossover reverse-isekai story. The characters probably won't go to Teyvat much. 4. I'll add more if I think of anything. Theme: To have genuine love, you have to give genuine love. Treating love like a game is wrong.