After Cultivating Immortality, I Got a Happy Ending with an Umbrella

Desperately promoting my upcoming novel, "[Book Transmigration] The Villain Is Actually a Cross-Dressing Hunk". Its blurb is below.

Blurb: What does it mean to be the number-one good-for-nothing? (Leans back tactically.)

It means that when it's time to choose a magical weapon, you search through eight wings and sixteen rooms, but every dazzling, shimmering weapon in the place goes dark and loses its glow as soon as it sees you.

Lu Nanzhi is exactly this kind of good-for-nothing!

I can't believe it! Do you have to put it so harshly? It's not like no one wanted me. That little broken umbrella did!

The broken umbrella lifted an eyelid. "So you didn't force a contract on me while I was badly injured and barely conscious? I was the one who chose you?"

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After running her mouth one time too many, she told everyone that the black umbrella had turned into a human in a botched transformation and was now a ten-year-old child, and even improvised a story about a fickle scumbag.

It wasn't until she tried to flirt with a handsome young cultivator, only to find a son following behind her and calling her "Mother" every other breath, that she understood what a headache really was.

A sharp tongue is fun for a moment, and fun forever if you never stop running it.

Son, son, son!

At the Demon-Slaughtering Assembly, a man walked slowly toward them over a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. In front of the hundred immortal sects, he gathered Lu Nanzhi into his arms.

Wife, your husband knows he was wrong. You've suffered all these years, too. Why don't you bring our son home with me?

That night, all the major sects posted notices: We are recruiting heartbroken cultivators. Plenty of female cultivators in our sect, with plenty of perks.

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Once, I had a number of magical weapons right in front of me, but I didn't cherish them. I only regretted it after signing a contract with that little black umbrella. There can be no greater pain in this world.

If Heaven gave me another chance, I would say to that umbrella: Get lost! As far away as possible!, No, you wouldn't!

A ridiculous, anything-goes story about the male and female leads constantly bickering. Both are drama queens.

A proud, hot-tempered Son of Heaven who protects his wife x a grinning, shamelessly persistent heroine who protects her husband

1. Everyone has a bonded magical weapon. People choose weapons, and weapons choose people, too.

2. The heroine levels up, with satisfying wish fulfillment and face-slapping. There will be a golden finger.

3. Unless something unexpected happens, her romance is definitely with this little broken umbrella. Absolutely no surprises.

4. In my personal setting, cultivation ranks are Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Refinement, Great Ascension, and Nirvana into Godhood. A bonded magical weapon shares its owner's cultivation level, can speak during the Golden Core stage, and can take human form during the Spirit Transformation stage.

Upcoming novel: "[Book Transmigration] The Villain Is Actually a Cross-Dressing Hunk"

As a junior sister who has transmigrated into the novel Cultivation, having read the whole book and ended up as a domineering, ill-mannered girl who eventually falls into disgrace, Lu Yizhi understands just one thing: stick close to the protagonist, and you can make a fortune. The Qingyi Sect is mine, Siming City is mine, and so is worldwide fame!

But, Senior Sister, didn't you forget something extremely important?

Watching her senior sister's carefree figure disappear into the distance, and the little turnip of a boy standing right in front of her, barely reaching her waist, Lu Yizhi reached out in a dramatic plea:

Senior Sister, come back! This is your disciple! The future ruler of the Demon Realm, the key to opening the Demon City! He's the villainous big boss whose demonic nature only you can suppress! QAQ

Then she looked at the boy's adoring, longing gaze. What else could she do? Raise him, of course. He asked for noodles, not porridge; he wanted new clothes, not a hat. She was scared. What if his demonic nature really ran wild? Would she survive?

All she could do was hope her senior sister would try harder, ascend to godhood and slay the gods soon, and bring him over as quickly as possible.

But...

During the struggle over a dragon egg in the Misty Forest, the boy was cooking noodles for her.

At the Zhuyan formation in Windcloud Valley, the boy was picking vegetables beside her.

With the demon army surrounding Taihang City, the guy was actually lining up to buy osmanthus cakes!

Lu Yizhi jumped up and flipped the table. Are you a villain or not? You haven't followed a single bit of the main plot. What kind of villain are you supposed to be?

The boy holding the osmanthus cake looked up, confused. "Little Martial Uncle, do you think this shop's food isn't good?"

"It's good."

Theme: Never give up in the face of hardship. Keep moving forward!