So What If I'm Lecherous?

There was an old lecher in the Ninth Heaven named Hua Xieyi. Hua had been lustful for tens of thousands of years. He was also so senior in rank that nobody could do a thing about him. Word had it that Qingqiu possessed a curious book. It was said to tell strange tales about the great fiend Dust Dongyi, who lived tens of thousands of years ago. The book was said to be cursed! Anyone who came into contact with it would have an extraordinary encounter, and wishes made to it would come true. Hua Xieyi thought, To hell with that. I've lived for tens of thousands of years, and I don't remember anyone like that! He didn't believe it, and insisted on climbing over the wall and breaking into Qingqiu's treasure pavilion to have a look. After reading it, he remembered just one sentence: The fiendish ancestor was wicked, handsome, and had a pert bottom. A bottom? Pert? Hua Xieyi clapped his hands. "Wonderful! Wonderful! Such an otherworldly bottom. I want to touch it!" And so... The book worked its magic, and he was transported into it. System task announcement: Welcome, Great Ancestor Hua! You're wonderful, you're marvelous, you're so handsome it makes people gape! Target: The ancient fiend Dust Dongyi. Task: Touch his bottom. Hua Xieyi: Damn it. :) * Younger love interest Theme: Xianxia