The Divine Lord Pretends to Be Frail Every Day

Dual secret identities.

Written like an outline, with a war-torn, Syrian Civil War kind of vibe

Q: What do you do when your cultivation partner pretends to be weak every day?

Zheng Qingyu: "Thanks for asking. I'm in the Demon Realm, and I just finished kneeling on the washboard."

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Zheng Qingyu is a spy sent by the Celestial Realm to infiltrate the Demon Realm.

Shi Baiwei is a Divine Lord who entered the Demon Realm without authorization.

To conceal their identities,

Zheng Qingyu claims to be a lowly flower gardener, with little spiritual power and no strength to lift anything;

Shi Baiwei disguises himself as a frail, sickly snake demon who can't even look after himself.

The gardener and the little snake demon fall in love and get married.

But Zheng Qingyu's final mission is to investigate a Divine Lord suspected of defecting to the Demon Realm.

Hoping to finish his mission and go home to dote on his wife as soon as possible, Zheng Qingyu diligently keeps the Divine Lord under surveillance.

He even mocks and bullies the Divine Lord at every turn, showing off all the swagger of a demon lord.

Until one day, Zheng Qingyu comes home and sees his frail, helpless wife transformed into a very familiar dragon.

Isn't that the Divine Lord's true form?

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Notes:

1. The story is mainly told through narration and covers both the top and bottom's perspectives. The main text focuses more on the bottom, while the blurb is from the top's perspective!

2. The romance is sweet. These two old immortals are direct with each other, and get married as soon as they appear.

3. The bottom is beautiful, powerful, and tragic. He takes out big and small villains with a single stroke. The top is carefree, dim-witted, and always cheerful.

4. The writing is melodramatic, the plot is simple, and the storytelling is straightforward and plain.

5. I, Bi Jiansuo, drew the cover myself.

7. A short story, so it won't be very long.

Special thanks to my four destined wives: Teacher Yu Jianxi, Teacher Qing Heng, Teacher Nian Ke, and Teacher Yue Luo Xia.

My writing may be terrible, but I have lots of wives (hands on hips).

Coming soon next door: My Cat and I Charge Through Horror Games

Chen Junyi has a black cat.

Then one day, the black cat suddenly speaks: "Want to cultivate immortality, kid?"

Chen Junyi: "Huh?"

The black cat says, "Have you forgotten? We're in the game Cultivation. Your character is the fake young master of a wealthy family from the early twentieth century. You've already been kicked out of your home and turned to cultivation, ready to take the glorious transformation route and become a domineering protagonist who dazzles everyone. But this is your ninety-ninth time failing at cultivation and restarting the game."

Chen Junyi: "A fake young master from a wealthy family who cultivates immortality? This game's setting is all over the place!"

The black cat says, "Don't worry about that. Only by ascending and defeating the evil spirits can you return to the real world."

Chen Junyi asks again, "So how do I ascend and defeat the evil spirits?"

The black cat says, "Obviously, by becoming more evil. Take the evil spirits' path and leave the evil spirits nowhere to go. Then ascending will be just around the corner!"

"Are you sure the one ascending is a normal immortal?"

"Don't worry about that. Three heads count as three flowers crowning the head. Don't underestimate an evil god."

Theme: Always look on the bright side of life. The world will not mistreat the kind-hearted.