Cute Enough to Make Your Head Fall Off

[The main story and bonus chapters are complete. I hope you’ll give me a five-star review now that it’s finished =3= Thanks for the kisses] Movie star Bai Yuhuai joins a horror variety show. This episode’s theme is “Survive the Haunted Castle,” and the location is the once-famous Sleeping Beauty Castle, renowned more than ten years ago. They encounter a ghost on their very first day there. The ghost is a remarkably beautiful young man. With two streams of bloody tears running down his face, he walks toward Bai Yuhuai... then trips and falls on level ground. Bai Yuhuai: ... This is the seventh year since Jing Jiujiu died. He died in the Sleeping Beauty Castle his father had given him. His other father has married a new wife and had a new child. The three of them are enjoying their happy family life, while he is trapped here, unable to escape. One day, he gets a System. The System tells him: “You have to work hard at pretending to be a ghost and scaring people. Each time you frighten someone, you’ll grow a little stronger. Eventually, you’ll be able to leave this castle.” On the first day of trying his best to scare men, Jing Jiujiu trips and falls. Then the man walks over and picks him up. Jing Jiujiu: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ A ghost should have some dignity! On the second day of trying his best, Jing Jiujiu puts on The Ring to study its scare tactics. Half an hour later, Jing Jiujiu dives straight into Bai Yuhuai’s arms: Holy crap, that female ghost is terrifying. (╥﹏╥) The eighteenth day of failing to get anywhere. Jing Jiujiu rides on Bai Yuhuai’s shoulders and successfully leaves the castle. Jing Jiujiu: ??? So all I had to do was this to get out? Okay, from now on, I’m going to ride on him every day. From then on, fans suddenly notice that their idol has acquired a mysterious little companion who lives with him. The Jing family also realizes that the child who died a violent death seems to have come back for revenge. A cold-faced, secretly passionate movie star with special abilities, as the doting gong, X a sweet, naturally irresistible ghost, as the shou. A doting romance with cute ghosts and monsters, quite a bit of Mary Sue fantasy. [Synopsis posted on November 30, 2019, with a screenshot saved on Weibo.] - Next up: After Getting Married to a Movie Star by Agreement. Visit my author page to add it to your collection. This was the most unlucky stretch of Bai Qi’s life. His boyfriend had married someone else. His boyfriend’s older brother showed up with a checkbook and said, “I’ll write you a check for fifty million...” Right, I get it. You want me to take the fifty million and leave your younger brother, is that it? His boyfriend’s older brother said, “I’d like to hire you to pretend to be my partner for a while.” Bai Qi: Huh????? Getting paid to play the legal spouse of a famous movie star? That was a dream come true, out of nowhere! Bai Qi: To be honest, I can play an innocent sweetheart, a charming beauty, a scheming bitch, a two-faced manipulator, or anything else you like! I can fake a pregnancy, get an abortion, cheat, break up, start a fight, or trade insults in public! What type do you need? - Half a month after their wedding, Xi Chengyun takes Bai Qi onto a married-couple reality show. Netizens: “Is he going to use Teacher Xi’s fame to launch his career?” “There was just a related post on Weibo ten days ago, and now they’re married. You really are the year’s biggest drama queen.” “I refuse to accept that Brother Xi is married QAQ” Soon, the first episode airs. Everyone discovers that Xi Chengyun’s adorable little wife can play the piano, play sports, race cars, speak fluent English, and grow crops and flowers. He’s as sweet as a bean, and every fiber of his being is devoted to Xi Chengyun. Every other word out of his mouth is praise. He looks exactly like a die-hard fan who’s infiltrated the inner circle. The fans are stunned. The production crew and ordinary viewers can’t help envying him. If only I had a sweet little spouse like that... Xi Chengyun almost believes it, too. He calmly tells his manager, “Bai Qi really has fallen for me. He can’t live without me now. He’s young and beautiful. If I divorce him when our agreement ends, he might be devastated and go astray...” Until Xi Chengyun returns to the bedroom and sees Bai Qi clutching his phone: “Waaah, Zhou Qiyuan is so handsome, I want to marry him. Waaah, Lang Ye is so handsome too! Why are Xia Yang’s legs so long? Xiang Jingran has the most gorgeous face ever!” Xi Chengyun: ? Those were all the names of the entertainment industry’s hottest stars. A lovable little drama queen X a ruthless demon king in a suit Theme: The protagonist embodies the admirable qualities of being innocent without being naive, and understanding the ways of the world without being corrupted by them