[Bungo Stray Dogs] Do You Like a Brother Whose Normal Attacks Are Hopeless, and Whose Special Attacks Make Him Lose His Mind?

[Updates whenever inspiration strikes. The story focuses on family bonds, with Taizhong as the secondary pairing. Xiao Jiu's writing is poor, and I may not get the characters quite right. Please bear with me.] Original title: The Tsushima Family with a Script * Back then, Dazai was eighteen. Standing beneath the Port Mafia building, he looked up at the boy who resembled him, standing on the Port Mafia rooftop. "My big brother is the youngest executive in the Port Mafia!" "Even though he usually acts like a coward who doesn't care about us at all." "But even a cowardly big brother like him found us a big sister-in-law." Well, that was right. Dazai rarely agreed with anyone, but he did this time. "He tells people that our sister-in-law was the one who pursued him first!" "But..." "One day, our second sister, Guizhi, was organizing a battle report for her boss, our sister-in-law, Mr. Chuuya, when the phone rang!" "It was Big Brother! He said, 'Chuuya, you like me, right? You definitely like me, right?'" "Big... broth... er..." "Our third sister says that's not a confession, it's a threat..." Dazai's smile froze. "It's... a... threat..." "It's... a... threat..." Theme: Family bonds.