Jin Nian was involved in a catastrophic car accident on the road with an unlicensed driver.
The culprit was a chubby baby wearing a pacifier and carrying a milk bottle, caught driving without a license.
Jin Nian: "..."
Jin Nian pulled out his phone to call the police, but the tiniest culprit promptly latched onto him and refused to let go.
The baby popped out her pacifier, hugged his leg, and babbled, "Dada!"
Jin Nian: "..."
Jin Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book.
She landed in the melodramatic novel "The CEO's Billion-Dollar Darling Runs Away While Pregnant."
She was the baby born to the billionaire's darling.
Looking at the man before her, Jin Xiaoxiao hugged her milk bottle and sneered.
What, surprised? The baby you left behind can drive now!
She wouldn't act cute or put on a show. Surely the CEO could see from her calm, clever face that she looked at least fifty percent like him.
He'd take her home today!
Once she had money, she'd drink a whole can of formula and pour out another!
She'd buy one car, then throw away ten!
Hey, as the CEO's biological daughter, if she had a car, she'd drive it just for fun!
Jin Nian looked down at the baby clinging to his leg and, with no expression, shoved the pacifier back into the mouth of the chubby infant who wasn't even a year old.
"Take her to the hospital."
Looks like the accident really did happen. She must have hit her head pretty badly.
A few months later, the CEO snatched the baby from another man's arms, his eyes red.
"Baby, I'm your daddy. Call me Daddy."
The baby slapped him across the face, expressionless:
A love that comes too late is worthless. If you chase after your kid, you'll end up in the crematorium. Believe me, I'll scatter your ashes!
Blurb 2:
The CEO is on his knees begging me to be his dad...
No, wait, I got my words mixed up. The CEO from the book I'm transmigrated into is on his knees begging to be my dad.
Jin Nian, his eyes red: "If you'll just call me Daddy, I'll get on my knees and beg you to be my dad."
The baby sucks on her pacifier: "...Huh?"
Something doesn't quite sound right here...
P.S. The face-slapping in this story means slapping the CEO in the face.
Content Warnings:
1. The female lead was born into the new world as a baby and regains memories of her past life a few months later. It's like having a fuzzy cartoon in her head, but in reality, she's still a baby.
2. As a young child, the female lead is a mischievous, domineering, gluttonous little troublemaker with an overactive imagination. She's the bossy big sister of the adorable-kid group, and she'll even pluck a few hairs off any big yellow dog that passes by. When she grows up, she becomes a laid-back slacker and everyone's favorite.
3. The male lead is her sickly childhood sweetheart. She used to beat him up when they were kids. When they grow up, he pins her down and beats her up...
Theme: The best kind of family love goes both ways.