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Before time travel, Qin Yun was a martial arts wizard whose family had high hopes.
The scheduled next head of the family,
parents pride
A good brother to brothers
Five years later, he traveled back from the apocalypse,
Is the meridians, Dantian, root and bone cultivation useless?
The fiancée of the frivolous cousin was kicked out of the house after a failed attempt? ?
Eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, lust, shamelessness and no bottom line? ? ?
Beat up your wife and sell your son? ? ? ?
Qin Yun: Wait! Who is this good-for-nothing scumbag? Could it be me? ! ! !
The system cried: It's all my fault! I chose the wrong host blindly! I have all kinds of top-notch exercises, magic weapons and elixirs here, please forgive me! QAQ~
Qin Yun (shooting away angrily): Who cares about these! The most important thing now is to quickly find a way to coax my wife and son back! ! !
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A generation of genius from the Immortal Sect was betrayed, poisoned by strange poisons, his cultivation was ruined, his appearance was ruined, and he was sold to the mortal world as a slave.
Just when he was in despair, a little wolfdog came over after smelling the smell. It didn't even despise him for being ugly and useless, and wanted to marry him!
Unexpectedly, on the second day of the wedding, the little wolfdog was taken away!
Just when he was secretly preparing to kill the body-snatcher, the little wolfdog actually came back...
Little wolf dog Qin Yun: Hey, hey, hey! Wife, you have to believe me! That scumbag is really not me! !
Mu Hanxiao: I don't tell you when I see through something, I just like to watch you doing silly things while jumping up and down.
Qin Yun - a evil god in front of others with a bad temper and a dark belly. He behaves and rolls around in front of his wife begging to be touched. He dotes on his wife and son and is a crazy weapon refiner.
Mu Hanxiao——Qing Leng Sword Cultivation
Lightning protection guide:
1. Gong and Shou are both pure. Although Gong's body was taken away from him, he could not have sex because he was cursed.
2. The system is equivalent to a five-year-old child who has received a bad ideological education. He is quickly subdued by the protagonist and becomes a powerful plug-in, working for the protagonist's family. If you mind, don't join.
3. This article is similar to the male channel's upgrading counterattack flow article. The early stage of the attack is a bit weak, there are more top quality, and it may be a bit depressing. Later, the attack is slapped in the face by the big golden finger. In the early stage, there was a misunderstanding between Gong and Shou, and they were not friendly to Gong. Chapter 31 will explain it, and it will be sweet and sweet in the end. If you just want to see sweetness, you can skip and watch.
4. He is a male god who does not attack and control, but is an offensive man. He attacks and pursues the recipient. He is infatuated with the recipient and has no regrets. He dotes on his son to the extreme. Don't come in if you don't like it
5. Thank you everyone for supporting the genuine version. Your support is the biggest motivation for me to write code. I will work harder, okay~
6. Because there are too many GK people who don't read Mine Clearance or even read it but still want to curse a few words, which greatly affects other people's reading experience, so the comment area is closed.
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Mainly focused on "Obviously I'm super cute"
Because of Tiandao's mistake, the White Tiger failed to cross the tribulation. In order to compensate him, Tiandao said to him: "I can let you be reborn in another world, where everyone is beautiful and likes cute pets. You can pretend to be cute there and trick a cat slave into a shit-sweeper."
Bai Hu readily agreed.
Unexpectedly, there was an accident during the journey. White Tiger went to another world. When he landed, he saw a person who was good-looking, generous and caring for small animals. He was the one.
The little white tiger, who was as big as a cat, spread its short legs and walked towards the scheduled poop shoveler. He very skillfully tripped his left foot over his right foot, and rolled in front of the man in a flash. With his legs in the air, his furry belly was exposed. He tilted his cute little head and said softly and softly: "Meow?"
Based on Bai Hu's past experience, this will definitely make everyone's faces bleed with blood, covering their faces and shouting: So cute! So cute!
However, the person who was scheduled to shovel the shit was wearing a watch that made a rapid beeping sound. The man's face was pale, as if he had seen something extremely scary, and he covered his face and screamed: Help!
He ran away stumbling and rolling.
White Tiger:? ? ?
Before he could figure out what was going on, the entire city sounded the alarm, and people evacuated in panic. Countless mecha warships surrounded him, all aiming their guns at him.
White Tiger:! ! !
An extremely handsome man fell from a mecha, wearing an ascetic military uniform, long straight legs, and cold and sharp eyes, which perfectly hit Yan Gou Baihu's heart: Ahhhh! I must make him my shit-sweeper!
So he ran over, rolled around like a baby and acted cute, and hinted wildly: Look, here is the most adorable cat in the world, come and kiss it, hug it and lift it up!
Everyone who was waiting carefully:... Is this really an SSS-level beast? No matter how you look at it, it seems harmless.
A SSS-level alien cub suddenly appeared on Planet X, and was being monitored by the youngest and most powerful general in the alliance. The entire alliance was on alert, not at all fooled by the harmless appearance of the alien cubs.
Everyone knows that S-level and above alien beasts already have intelligence, are good at disguise, and are also very cunning and cruel. Level 3s alien beasts can easily destroy a planet.
Everyone waited in fear and despair to see when this strange beast would show its fangs.
However, this cub has always behaved harmlessly and cutely. It eats, drinks, sleeps, bask in the sun and be stroked every day. It doesn't look like a 3S-level exotic beast.
Gradually, everyone began to believe that he was just a harmless little cat, but that the optical brain detection was wrong.
Until one day, the Zerg invaded, and the general was seriously injured by the Zerg in a sneak attack to cover the people's retreat. The little cat couldn't calm down anymore, and with a roar of a tiger, the mountains collapsed and the ground cracked, killing all the Zerg.
Everyone: ......... It is indeed the only 3S level beast in history.
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Pre-collection 2: The main subject is "Big Brother's Painting Style is So Strange"
The eldest brother has always taken his position as the chief eldest brother of the Sword Sect as his mission, striving to be perfect and not to be surpassed by others.
The first thing every day is to open the Jianzong app forum to see if you are the most popular among the chief senior brothers.
However, senior brother is a high-risk profession, and there are always arrogant junior brothers Long Aotian who want to squeeze him out as a stepping stone.
The eldest brother smiled proudly and pulled out his vest. He was the best in the world in alchemy, formations, talismans, weapon refining, cooking, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, appearance, etc. He suppressed them until they knelt down and called their ancestors.
There was a Long Aotian who successfully discovered the weakness of his senior brother.
On the Sword Sect APP forum, the post "As the eldest brother of the Sword Sect, my swordsmanship is actually a scumbag" was posted at the top of the forum, and the eldest brother's popularity plummeted.
So the senior brother became autistic.
The app server also crashed.
From the elders to the handyman disciples of the Sword Sect, they almost went crazy.
On that day, some people were shocked to see the aloof, majestic and solemn sect master who was as cold as an immortal being shut up outside the door of the senior brother's room and coaxed tenderly and dotingly: No matter what, you are the most perfect in my heart, and no one can compare with you. "
Each of the elders wrote a short composition of 3,000 words praising the senior brother. The leader of the true disciples and the inner disciples took the loudspeaker to express their love and praise the senior brother a thousand times every day, praising the senior brother from the strands of his hair to the soles of his shoes.
The disciples of the Sword Sect collectively let out a sincere cry: Senior Brother, you are the most precious treasure of our Sword Sect that suppresses the sect. Please cheer up and don't collapse!
The smart, arrogant, pretentious, beautiful and scheming green tea elder brother is attacked by his cold-faced and relegated immortal, but he is the strongest and most beloved apprentice, his master.
This article is also known as
#eldestbrother collapsed again today#
#eldest brother has ruined the plot#
#eldest brother is very powerful, but he is just a bastard green tea#
#Tao, how many vests are needed to support the image of a perfect senior brother?#
#JuniorBrotherLongAotian is very powerful, but Senior Brother has too many vests and is too cool to show off#
PS:
1. It's nonsense. Don't look for logic in the article. If you do, you'll be dead.
2. Cp master
Intention: Take love as your belief and you can ride the wind and waves for it
Reader comments
The finished book is a joy to read!
Hahahahahahaha the tradition of the old Qin family
Laugh and get rich, finish scattering flowers [spreading flowers]
When will you update? I've been waiting for two days, I feel so sorry for my child!
Dad, do you think I can finish reading this book in my lifetime?
The finished book is a joy to read!
Hahahahahahaha the tradition of the old Qin family
Laugh and get rich, finish scattering flowers [spreading flowers]
When will you update? I've been waiting for two days, I feel so sorry for my child!
Dad, do you think I can finish reading this book in my lifetime?