[Pili] The Old Fogey's Thousand-Layered Schemes

Before leaving the demon market, Qi Fuyi wanted to be a seductive, wicked, elegant, shrewd, imposing, and formidable beauty of a demon.

After seeing the peace brought to the Bitter Realm by nuclear weapons, Qi Fuyi decided to give up on her dream and become an unknown, stay-at-home foodie demon.

Now, she only wants to recite "Twelve Regrets of Fuyi" to the younger demons of the demon market who have yet to experience the dirty tricks of the Bitter Realm: First, regretting my lustful heart; second, regretting my lack of strength; third, regretting the cold and cruel world; fourth, regretting the Daoist's lack of virtue; fifth, regretting that I can't beat him; sixth, regretting my failed elopement; seventh, regretting how good-looking he is despite being so old-fashioned; eighth, regretting that there's no egg to eat; ninth, regretting the freezing weather; tenth, regretting how powerful his spells and formations are; eleventh, regretting how badly he bullies demons; twelfth, regretting that I can't go home for dinner!

Heavenly Extreme, Lord of the Supreme Mansion, the old-fashioned stick: "Fuyi."

Qi Fuyi (flinging her moon lute away): "Today I want a whole roast lamb, beggar's chicken, mapo tofu, sliced beef and ox tripe in chili sauce, four-joy meatballs, lion's head meatballs, spicy pepper soup, and I also want ice jelly, dragon's beard candy, pea cake..."

Reading guide:

1. This story is full of my own headcanon and so OOC the screenwriter wouldn't recognize it.

2. The male lead is Tian Ji, the Lord of the Supreme Mansion and Jian Feidao's master: the Tian Ji who's as solemn and stiff as a steel plate, with the bearing of an immortal.

3. The female lead in this story has the lowest combat power of all my abandoned projects. She's flighty and tsundere, so please think twice before reading if that bothers you.

4. Updates are relaxed. I write for love, and how fast I update depends on the number of comments.

5. Please, please, please show some compassion and click the bookmark and comment buttons. (From an Android in Siberia)

Theme: Romance