[Jin Guang] A Handbook of Losing Composure

[Blurb]

Duan Shenfeng's biggest mistake was taking Cang Bie Mu on as a subordinate.

His background music gets interrupted, his poetic catchphrase gets interrupted, and even his record of being single gets... interrupted...

Duan Shenfeng: Cang Bie Mu, you!

Cang Bie Mu: Calm down! Don't be mad. Come on, breathe in, then breathe out, breathe in, and breathe out.

Duan Shenfeng: (Takes a deep breath)

Cang Bie Mu: Keep a steady rhythm, relax. It'll be out in no time.

Duan Shenfeng: ...I'm going to lose my composure!!!!

Before you dive in:

◇ May be out of character. Written purely for fun.

◇ Pairing: Duan Shenfeng, also known as Duan Chunfeng and Duan Loses-His-Composure. Everyone else is just friends.

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