Dazai Osamu, the youngest executive in the history of the Port Mafia, possesses the ultimate ability to nullify other abilities, No Longer Human. In a world full of yokai, he's the natural nemesis of every supernatural phenomenon.
But one day, a System falls from the sky and sends him crashing into a hospital. When he wakes, he discovers that he has become the master of the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons.
So here's the question: Who would risk having their spiritual power evaporated to follow a neurotic boss who dumps his work on his subordinates and loves trying to kill himself?
(At this point, Akutagawa tries to speak and gets kicked out of the group chat.)
And never mind that he has no subordinates and the missions are a mystery. What's with these game prompts?
[Recommended starting Shikigami: SSR Arahabaki, Nakahara Chuuya. Soul contract recommended for best results!]
Dazai: ...Hah. Even if I jumped off this place, I'd never bind myself to that slimy slug.
Later
"Chuuya, that demon king Muzan seems even more rotten than Mori!"
"Chuuya, this Naraku can multiply. He's basically a guerilla army!"
"Chuuya, that Orochi..."
"Chuuya, that Black Zetsu..."
"Chuuya..."
"Shut up!" Chuuya furiously kicked over a giant dragon, then spun around and grabbed Dazai by the collar. "How many times have I told you not to treat me like your subordinate?"
Dazai raised both hands in surrender. His innocent-looking eyes were smiling as he put on a wounded tone. "Aren't you my partner, Chuuya?"
Please note before reading:
1. Double Black pairing: Chuuya and Dazai.
2. The plot goes wild, and the main focus is romance. This is practice writing romantic scenes, so there may be OOC moments.
3. More to come if I think of anything.
Theme: Human intelligence can unleash powerful initiative
