Back to High School with My Son

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Blurb One:

Gu Linsheng, a student admitted to Tsinghua University through the recommendation program.

To make sure he studied hard, his mother had always told him: Mom came first in her grade on every exam. The principal and school administrators lined up to give me scholarships. As my son, you should be just as outstanding!

When he returned to his mother's high school days,

Gu Linsheng fell into deep thought.

Was this delinquent ringleader really the mother who claimed she'd always ranked first in her grade?

Had the principal and school administrators really lined up to give her scholarships, or had the principal and the head of discipline taken turns handing her disciplinary notices?

Blurb Two:

Gu Qijiu is a single mother. Her son's father died in a fire before the boy was born, and she raised her son all by herself.

One day, she was reborn, and her son came with her, sending them both back to their high school days.

When she appeared before her son with her uncolored, bleached hair like dried grass, heavy European-style makeup, and fluorescent pink nail polish,

Gu Qijiu put on a solemn expression. "Son, all those kind lies Mom told you were for your own good. Do you believe me?"

Gu Linsheng: "Let's just say I do. :)"

From then on, Gu Qijiu embarked on a happy (?) life of setting a good example (?) for her son.

Henchman No. 1: Sister Qi, the vocational school kids want to meet us in the woods after school!

Henchman No. 2: Those punks from No. 9 Middle School next door have been acting tough for ages, Sister Qi. Let's take them down!

Gu Qijiu had just stepped forward when her son's icy glare made her pull her foot back.

Gu Qijiu: "Get lost, get lost! Don't get in the way of my studying for Tsinghua!"

After Gu Linsheng returned to his mother's high school days, he had to take the college entrance exam all over again, and tutor his mother for it too.

His mood was basically: what the hell.

Given a second chance at life, Gu Qijiu set herself a couple of small goals:

1. Get into Tsinghua together with her son.

2. Stop her son's father from dying in a fire.

Male lead (the son's biological father): Lu Yanyuan

This story is also known as: "Watching My Mom and Dad Fall in Love Every Day Is Really Hard," "My Mom Keeps Chasing Me and Dad Around to Tutor Us, Saying She Wants to Get into Tsinghua," and "After Returning to My Mom's High School Days, I Found Out Her Whole Persona Was a Lie."

*The author's writing skills are limited. This story is mainly sweet, with only a moderate amount of wish fulfillment. If things don't feel exciting enough, please repeat this disclaimer to yourself.

*An absurd, fluffy, brainless little rom-com with no logic. Enjoy!

Blurb for "The Catfish Romance Went Wrong":

At the start of his second year of high school, the two campuses of Wenyang No. 1 High School merged. Qi Zhiyang entered his new class with a mission: help his childhood friend meet his online girlfriend in person. Keep it secret, don't make a scene, and above all, don't scare his friend's sweet and adorable girlfriend.

He did meet his friend's online crush. The person was tall and slender, with square shoulders, a deep collarbone, a perky butt, long legs, and a handsome, refined face.

The only problem was that the gender didn't match. The online crush was a guy, 187 centimeters tall, strong enough to knock out three of his friend with one punch, and more well-endowed than his friend.

Qi Zhiyang sent a photo to his friend: "Are you sure this is your girlfriend?"

His friend cried his eyes out.

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His friend came to him every day to mourn the death of his romance, and Qi Zhiyang was sick of hearing about it. He agreed to help his friend get revenge: he'd pretend to be a girl online and trick that cross-dressing expert into falling for him.

That cross-dressing expert was his desk mate, Song Han.

Qi Zhiyang added him on WeChat, said good morning and good night, and sent him warm messages come rain or shine. He was determined to win him over, then dump him hard to avenge his friend's heartbreak.

He never expected that his relentless advances would leave his desk mate completely unmoved. Song Han only wanted to roll his eyes. Qi Zhiyang was blocked again and again, but kept bouncing back every time.

One day, as usual, he sent: "Brother Han, I really like you. I don't expect you to get together with me right away. I just hope you'll give me a chance to pursue you. Another day of loving you, mwah."

After grossing someone out as part of his daily routine, Qi Zhiyang felt refreshed.

Not long after, Song Han sent him a message. Qi Zhiyang picked up his phone and saw:

"Okay."

...?

The plot seemed to be going a little differently today.

Wait, why did I send that from my main account???

Qi Zhiyang: …

*Two top students in a campus romance. Song Han (top) x Qi Zhiyang (bottom).

*The top is not a catfish; there's more to the story.

Theme: Study hard and keep making progress.