After My Assassination Failed [Book Transmigration]

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Caught red-handed trying to assassinate his superior, Zhang Yun had a flash of inspiration and came out as gay to save his skin: "I noticed your clothes were torn during the day, so I got out a needle and mended them for you."

From then on, he was stuck with the reputation of being a die-hard gay, even though he had made it up himself.

What could he do? He might as well double down.

- So what if I'm gay? You all still have to give way to me.

He went out shopping and held hands with the hall master: "Jealous? Feeling left out? If you can, then you hold hands with him too!"

When he got hurt, he played the victim and had the hall master feed him porridge. Thick-skinned as a city wall, he wanted all the pampering and didn't care about his dignity.

Zhang Yun: I love how you all can't stand me but can't do anything about it.

Wild and tender, fiercely protective top x sycophantic bottom who reads the room

tips:

1. A story about pretending to be gay and then becoming gay for real.

2. The protagonist's moves are so outrageous they could break your legs, and he spews poison indiscriminately at friend and foe alike. He's a coward but stubborn as a rock. Despite his adversity, he keeps working hard, scrapes by for years, and eventually becomes a grandmaster of his sect.

3. Although he has a harem of concubines, the top has always been a pure-hearted virgin for a secret reason... and he'll stay that way.

Please add my next story to your reading list! I'm the First in the Mystic Arts, or Am I?

Straightforward blurb:

An ordinary apothecary happens to witness a famous Daoist hero leap off a cliff. In a rush of passion, he dives to save him, only to become a human cushion and lose his own life for nothing.

When he wakes, the apothecary discovers that he has borrowed a corpse to return to life.

He has inherited not only the Daoist hero's body, but also his fame and status, becoming the most renowned figure in the Mystic Arts across the land.

The man who had nothing seems to have gained everything overnight.

Just then, he discovers...

that something about this Daoist hero seems off.

Silly blurb:

The protagonist is reborn in a max-level character's body and is overjoyed.

Then he discovers that the account is fake, strong on the outside but weak within, and he's plunged into despair.

To make matters worse, he has to attend a Daoist debate in three months. His fake high-level account is about to be exposed as weak, so he has to grind levels to keep up the character's reputation.

But...

That brilliant rising star from the neighboring mountain keeps coming to him for advice every day! And not only does he want advice, he wants to spar with him!

If I could spar with you, would I need to get up early and stay up late, training until I'm dead on my feet, brother?

Being a Daoist hero is harder than selling flatbreads! Selling flatbreads only takes a 996 work schedule, but cultivating immortality means working 007!

This apothecary is done with this job! (Throws a tantrum)

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