When the System for a Goofball Top Gets a Virus [Quick Transmigration]

- I transmigrated into a book, but my golden finger System caught a virus. Imagine that. Who knew this thing could get a virus? Cheng Ye cursed, "Seriously, are you artificial intelligence or artificially stupid?" [System 888 is at your service. Searching for the Host's keyword: artificially stupid...] [The Host has transmigrated into an angst novel and become the male lead's personal bodyguard.] [Ultimate mission: Save the male lead from his tragic fate of being abused to death. Beep. System malfunctioning.] Restarting... Beep. System restart complete. When Cheng Ye woke up, he found his face pressed against the hem of the male lead's clothes, making him blush. "Wait, does 'personal bodyguard' really mean this personal?" He took a closer look. Great, he'd transmigrated into the male lead's jade pendant. He had no brain and no legs, and the male lead was about to meet a scumbag! Side mission one: Create a misunderstanding so the male lead falls into your arms. Cheng Ye fell silent as he looked at his nonexistent arms and legs. Do you even hear what you're saying? Theme: To be determined