My Villainous Ex-Husband Is a Goofball

A friendly note: This old-school wuxia novella is complete, and is expected to be locked for paid chapters on March 15. If you've read it, don't read it again; please follow my new story. Love you all, mwah~ [The text below is about to conclude] Blurb for I Regret Treating the Insectoid Race Like Trash: Xiang Jinshu, who transmigrated to another world and even got an insectoid son as a bonus: Who was the one who treated me like trash? But when she finally meets the so-called "insectoid scumbag," her life comes down to four words: regret, regret, regret, regret. Xiang Jinshu: Tsk, adorable! #Speeding down the road to winning back my husband# The male lead covers his face and sobs: You ruined my innocence... Sob! A heroine whose mind is full of money and sex x a male lead forced to submit to her and always bullied into tears Female top, female top, female top! The author is firmly on the heroine's side. Our motto is: let's bully the male lead until he cries! (Not what that other thing means.) [Expected to begin in mid-May: The Little Fool of Eunuch Dou] Everyone says the Sixteenth Prince's lady-in-waiting is a fool. If she's not a fool, why would she provoke "the terror of the palace"? If she's not a fool, why turn down the chance to serve the Crown Prince and stay loyal to an unpopular, sickly prince? In response Lu Bai, the person in question: Well, I'm just a little less thoughtful, a little too blunt, and a little more easygoing. If I really were a fool, how could I be thriving and have the strongest backing in the palace? Eunuch Dou, an eyewitness: Hah. That girl is as dumb as a pig. If I weren't protecting her, grass would be growing over her grave by now! Anyone who takes a liking to her must be blind. Until later Eunuch Dou: ...She's actually wonderful! Sharp-tongued, haughty old eunuch x straightforward heroine who charges headfirst into everything Their love story is a contest to see who can be more shameless (not really). This is a full-length spin-off of the short story next door, I Can't Believe I Stole the Emperor's Wife. The names and setting have changed, but the male and female leads' personalities are still the same. Visit my author page to read the short story~ [Official blurb for this story] Qiu Lan thinks that the inexplicable marriage from three years ago is in the past, and that she has long since put it out of her mind. After all, they didn't even have a marriage certificate, so it wasn't legally binding. Come on, they're both adults. It was just a bit of fun, nothing to take seriously. But after an unexpected reunion three years later, Qiu Lan is horrified to discover Oh my god, he wasn't just having fun. He seems to have been serious! Oh my god, not only is he her "ex-husband," he's also the notorious villain feared throughout the martial world! ...She'd really messed up. Qiu Lan: What do I do? I think I may have offended (or toyed with) the leader of the Demonic Cult. Waiting for advice online. This is urgent. Pathologically narcissistic, silly villain, the most beautiful man under heaven: the male lead X Naturally expressionless, emotionally detached, ruthless and sparing with words: the female lead A sweet, doting story about an [unconventional villain] and a [classic brooding type] rekindling their romance I have a limited stock of chapters, but I'll try to update daily. My skills are limited, but I'll work to improve. Comments are welcome; mindless hate is not. The writing style is as silly as Shen Li's (Shen Li: Hey!). Little angels, remember to follow both the story and the author. Hope you enjoy reading~~ Theme: Embrace a beautiful life