[BG + Yuri harem chaos / Everyone but the heroine is sexually inexperienced / Chaotic tastes /]
In ancient tales of the strange, a beautiful female ghost would always appear in a desolate old temple, seducing the protagonist who had taken shelter there with her clothes in disarray. She would drain his yang energy to sustain her ghostly form.
Such female ghosts rarely lasted more than three seconds.
Bao Zhen was one such unlucky little ghost.
On the verge of starving until she vanished into nothing, Bao Zhen made up her mind: even if she died, she would die with a full belly!
*
As luck would have it, a torrential rain drove three pairs of travelers to take shelter in Lanruo Temple.
A newlywed couple in a red bridal sedan, a young wife who had traveled a thousand miles to seek a doctor for her gravely ill husband, and a noblewoman who had eloped with her lover.
After sizing them up, Bao Zhen chose the groom who kept staring at her.
He didn't look like an upstanding sort. Besides, if she killed him, she would be saving the bride from a life of misery.
*
Late that night, Bao Zhen crept to the groom's bed. Through the bed curtains, she pinched her voice and called, "Young master~"
Then she tumbled softly into the arms of the person inside.
Before she could even gloat, a cold hand suddenly seized her chin.
By the wavering candlelight, the bride's dark hair and golden hairpin swayed gently, her eyes deep and inscrutable.
Her fingernails, painted a vivid red, left marks on Bao Zhen's snowy-white skin.
"Little sister, who are you trying to seduce?"
Bao Zhen shuddered, afraid that one wrong answer would get her beaten to death.
Her voice trembling, she said, "I... I-I'm trying to seduce you, big sister..."
*
After that night, everything in the temple began to feel wrong.
The groom's gaze grew ever more obsessive and brazen.
The bride often threatened Bao Zhen, telling her to come to her room in the middle of the night. "Bao Zhen, you wouldn't want anyone to find out you've been seducing my husband, would you..."
The gentle young wife often sighed as Bao Zhen slept. "Why won't my wretched husband just die already? If he were gone, you and I could rely on each other. Wouldn't that be nice?"
The sickly man found her, gritting his teeth. "How can you be so shameless? How dare you seduce my wife?"
Furious, Bao Zhen was about to defend herself.
But the sickly man dropped to his knees and kowtowed to her. "Why can she have you, but I can't?"
The noblewoman was braiding Bao Zhen's hair when her lover happened to pass by and handed Bao Zhen a bamboo dragonfly.
"Bao Zhen, wouldn't it be nice if we lived together forever? I'll be your wife, and he'll be your husband."
The young lady nestled against her, her tone innocent and cruel. "Mm, he'll fight me for you. He's better off dead."
*
The lovers who had once been so close began to tear at one another, consumed by hatred and even hoping the other would disappear.
It wasn't until the sickly man threw himself into the pond and left a final message in blood on the wall, "May I become a vengeful ghost and stay with Bao Zhen for all eternity," that Bao Zhen finally realized something was wrong and hid herself away that very night.
When the five survivors lit their lamps and, along with the newly dead ghost, gently called Bao Zhen's name throughout the temple,
Bao Zhen curled up inside a coffin, eyes brimming with tears, terrified they would find her.
Only then did she realize:
People were scarier than ghosts.
If only... If only she'd just kept starving!
Waaah...
1. I have no food, so I'll make a story for myself. I'll write when inspiration strikes, but updates aren't guaranteed.
2. The blurb is full of potential triggers, and the characters' values in the story don't reflect the author's.
3. Anyone with extreme views, stay away!
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Dear author, I would like to ask this article, if it says that all members are physically clean, does it mean that their hearts are unclean? Did the three couples really love each other?
What's the matter, where are you!
I'm so hungry across the screen [crying], every chapter of The Good Cook is [like] [yellow heart]
Actually, only two pictures are not enough.
It's so delicious. I beg the author to come back for more updates. I like it so much.
This article smells so good. I'll update both at the same time.
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊挖到宝了,挖到宝了这就是我心心底最深处的性癖你怎么这么会写,你是我心里面的蛔虫吗
It smells so good... But it's so short...
Delicious😋Why is it written so well?
Dear author, I would like to ask this article, if it says that all members are physically clean, does it mean that their hearts are unclean? Did the three couples really love each other?
What's the matter, where are you!
I'm so hungry across the screen [crying], every chapter of The Good Cook is [like] [yellow heart]
Actually, only two pictures are not enough.
It's so delicious. I beg the author to come back for more updates. I like it so much.
This article smells so good. I'll update both at the same time.