The Lazy Fish Is Here to Keep You Alive

A laid-back girl draws a card one day and gets Taotie. She thinks her luck has finally turned, but the damn missions just never stop! From then on, no matter what kind of special forces soldier you are or what bizarre mission you're carrying out, as long as you're one of our country's soldiers, there's a goofy young woman pretending to be a godlike powerhouse to save your life. There's no way I'm becoming some big shot. Not in this lifetime. I'm just the type to get emergency training, activate my golden finger and cheat, and yell for Taotie to save me before I end up dead on the battlefield. A laid-back girl sneaks around the border battlefield; in the earthquake rubble, she pretends to be an excavator... There's no weird rescue maneuver she can't pull off. If you can't think of one, your imagination just isn't wild enough. Young woman: Sure, I'm goofy, but I'm lucky! Sure, I'm a rookie, but I've got a big shot backing me! I'm the apprentice of Huaxia's number-one troublemaker. No need to say anything else: let's just charge in! She keeps bouncing farther down the road to self-destruction, back and forth, with wings spread wide. Character details and content warnings The male and female leads are both sexually inexperienced, and this is not an AOB setting. A young woman from a musical family who knows a little about every instrument x a smiling tiger of a special forces commander. There are a few danmei scenes involving Taotie and Mo Li, but they don't affect the main plot. Various monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas make appearances. This is set in a parallel timeline to Reborn: The Melodious Qin. Some characters may make cameo appearances, but you can enjoy this story without having read it. Travel + food + music + everyday life + a real battlefield; disaster scenes alternate with a little supernatural content. The style is a total train wreck. If you come, I'll travel thousands of miles through wind and rain to meet you. If you leave, I won't see you off, and I won't regret it. Perhaps we'll meet again in the world someday. I hope this is our unspoken understanding. Theme: The journey forward won't be lonely, because the gods are watching over us