Can I Still Find a Partner When My Pheromones Smell Like Catnip?

In the pheromone era, humans use pheromones secreted by their own glands to attract the opposite sex. The strength and distinctiveness of one's scent are symbols of charm.

On the day she turned eighteen, Ling Xinyu's glands matured, releasing a faint catnip scent.

It was a very unusual pheromone, but sadly it was completely useless. She was destined to die alone.

Once she understood her situation, Ling Xinyu gave up on everything.

Men? Hah. Can they compare to cats?

Orange tabbies, British Shorthairs, Ragdolls, blue-and-whites... She only had to release the tiniest bit of pheromone, and the kitties would come swarming over, lining up for pets~

#Hello, is this the police? I want to make a real-name report!#

#Someone here is using pheromones to attract cats. How despicable!#

*

Ling Xinyu received a university admission letter with gold trim.

The classrooms were spacious, there were few students, the library was huge, and the dorm rooms were all single occupancy. Everything about her new university was great, except the cats were a bit too clingy and downright fierce.

She'd pet the blue-and-white cat fifty times today, so tomorrow the Ragdoll had to get twice as many, or she'd be treated to a barrage of kitty punches.

*

When the number of different scents clinging to Ling Xinyu passed seven, and there weren't enough days in the week to go around, the kitties couldn't sit still anymore.

Orange tabby: Yuyu loves me best. Tomorrow's my turn!

Blue-and-white: I got here first! It should be me!

Ragdoll: She likes me best!

Fold-eared cat: She feels the most sorry for me!

The kitties argued over who would get to sleep with her tomorrow, completely unaware that a scheming cat with cat ears and a tail was cuddling up in its owner's arms.

Holding the warm, cat-eared boy in her arms, Ling Xinyu: "..."

#I thought I was petting a cat#

#So this is what being forced to be a player is like?#

Fine, this is amazing!!

1. Inspired by the true form of Su Qianliang, the heroine of my previous interstellar food novel.

2. Synopsis posted on Weibo on October 8 for the record, @MangoGlassesGirl.

Theme: Every cat deserves to be loved.