Preorders: The CEO's Virtual Lover and The Tyrant Helps Me Ascend the Throne. Please add them to your reading lists. Blurbs below:
Blurb: Su Luo has a terminal illness and is about to die young. He just wants to live a quiet, ordinary life, but as someone chosen by fate, he's selected by a System and must travel to different worlds to monitor the male leads' actions and help them rise above the rest.
Su Luo refuses to do the missions and chooses to stay in his original world, spending his limited time in a leisurely way.
Then... he is reborn :)
This happens more than ten times, and the System still treats him as warmly as a customer service agent from Taobao.
System: Dear, would you like to return to your original world again this time?
Su Luo gives a difficult shake of his head. He... gives in.
Ah, I might as well put in some effort and spend every day in the mission worlds just coasting along for as long as I can, Su Luo thinks.
But he doesn't realize how many misunderstandings his mission-driven actions will cause.
Su Luo: Another day of checking whether the male lead has died a horrible death.
Male lead: Is he really that concerned about me?
Su Luo: The male lead is in trouble. Better get him to safety.
Male lead: He... saved me?
Just when Su Luo watches the male lead achieve success and thinks he can finally settle down and enjoy retirement, the male lead suddenly confesses to him.
Male lead: I know you really like me. Let's be together.
Su Luo: ??? I don't! I never did! This is a misunderstanding!
Male lead: (A tolerant look) Of course you don't. I'm the one who's always been in love with you.
Su Luo: ...
System: If you want to settle down and enjoy retirement, dear, you'll have to give in :)
Su Luo: ...This is so hard.
Preorders:
The CEO's Virtual Lover
Blurb: Jiang Hua is a mysterious being from outer space. After taking a nap, he discovers that the entire world has changed, and he no longer has a body.
His species feeds on emotions. If they go too long without obtaining any, they fall asleep until they're on the verge of running out of energy.
After sleeping so long that he's lost his body, Jiang Hua sets his sights on a man who looks delicious.
To get close to him, Jiang Hua thinks long and hard, then uses his remaining energy to create a virtual pet-raising and dating app based on current trends. He settles into the man's phone.
But who could have guessed... the man is a CEO. As everyone knows, CEOs are busy with work, romance, and family disputes, but they never have time to play on their phones!
Jiang Hua: TAT This is so hard.
Early on
Jiang Hua: QAQ Daddy, pay attention to me.
The man: Why is there a dating app on my phone? Whatever, back to work. Ignore it.
Later on
Jiang Hua: Why do I have to suck up to an Earthling to make my life a little better? And why do I have to work as a programmer and release a new event every two weeks just to please him? This is so hard.
Shen Qin: A new feature? Now I can spend money on the little one again!
The Tyrant Helps Me Ascend the Throne
Blurb: After transmigrating to an imaginary dynasty, Gu Yue's only mission is to overthrow the tyrant and become the new emperor himself.
Gu Yue, entrusted with this important task: (lying around like a lazy fish) I'd rather die.
Unexpectedly, while lying there, he manages to flop his way into the tyrant's heart.
When the tyrant helps him ascend the throne as history's first male empress consort and new emperor, Gu Yue is still completely bewildered.
Gu Yue: (confused black man meme) How did this happen?
Tyrant: Maybe because... being on top of the emperor is more exciting?
Gu Yue: ...
Lazy bottom x tyrant top
Theme: You still need ideals in life
Finished spreading flowers!! Great!!
Finished spreading flowers www looks good www
Oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm so excited
Ahhhh, fuck him!!!
The campus extra is too short, right?
Touch it, don't let others affect your mood
In fact, it's a bit scary to think about it. The male protagonist has become obsessed with sucking blood. If he didn't have a golden finger, he would have fucked all kinds of people.
In the end, I bought the whole story and couldn't read it??
Ah, I found that the larger chapters of the work are much cheaper, and I really like them.
The next chapter is locked, Lan Shou, Shiitake Mushroom (*????)