The Years I Raised Those CEOs

The synopsis for my upcoming danmei novel, A Record of an Alien Cub’s School Days, is at the end. Top student Tong Tong from C University wakes up in the body of He Liantian, a handsome but penniless man with no steady job, rent coming due, five thousand in debt, and a gaunt, sickly-looking kid in tow... In 2002, before Taobao even existed, opportunities were everywhere: start a street stall with a kid in tow, sell boxed meals, open a little shop, run a bed-and-breakfast... Buy property as an investment. He shares a few thoughts about future technology with a street vendor selling pirated CDs and sets the future internet mogul on a whole new path. He kindly encourages a real estate underling handing out flyers on the street, and the guy has an epiphany and goes on to sell a hundred billion yuan’s worth of property a month. He gives a ne’er-do-well second-generation demolition heir a bowl of chicken soup for the soul, and the man sees the light, becoming an investor who never makes a bad call... Even the little tagalong from his past is raised through his words and example into a celebrated child prodigy. He could easily make a living off his good looks, but insists on turning his life around through talent and hard work. He teaches people to fish, does good deeds, and eventually amasses a trillion-yuan fortune, becoming the “Father of Rebirth” whom today’s elite bigwigs admire and respect. Everyone: National Dad, I want to have your babies!!! He Liantian: Get the hell away from me! This is a parallel universe, so please don’t nitpick. Any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental. Content warning: A woman transmigrates into a man’s body! No romance! There are lots of completed novels on the author’s page. Feel free to check them out. Upcoming danmei novel, A Record of an Alien Cub’s School Days. Synopsis: The protagonist is the recipient. A lighthearted, sweet slice-of-life story. How did Yan Feng’s utterly ordinary life gradually turn into one of easy wins? Looking back, it probably started when he adopted a six-year-old boy from an orphanage. He named the boy Yan Zhi. The child is exceptionally well-behaved and mature, with a brilliant mind. He knows three thousand characters, can instantly do addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, jumps rope 130 times a minute, doesn’t need preschool prep classes, respects his elders, is kind to the young, and even helps with the housework without being asked. Yan Feng had expected to face all the hardships of raising a child as a single parent, but none of them came to pass. Parents everywhere envied him, and his quality of life at home suddenly improved by leaps and bounds. That is, until one day, the kid’s biological father showed up and shattered Yan Feng’s peaceful, happy life as a devoted father and son. This handsome man, who calls himself Li Qinglong, seems to have no fixed home and does some kind of mysterious work. He buys the wrong extracurricular books, shows up late to parent-teacher meetings, and, after promising to pay tuition, vanishes when the time comes. Yan Feng never expected such an unreliable man to help with his son’s school years. As long as he doesn’t make things harder, that’s good enough. But Li Qinglong has other extraordinary talents. He has a photographic memory and is fluent in many languages. He can read a dense technical book once and recite it backward; he hides his true abilities and is a master of his craft. Repairing a car’s computer is nothing: he can even operate high-speed trains and planes. The drone he casually builds from scrap is more advanced than anything on the market. Is Li Qinglong a rare genius? Yan Feng discovers that the truth is far beyond anything he imagined. Visitors from a more advanced civilization have always existed on Earth. They are required to disguise themselves as Earth lifeforms and must not interfere with the normal development of human civilization. The outstanding elementary school student and his father, whose sexual orientation is unusual, aren’t even human! Theme: Work hard to turn your life around and build wealth