I Married Chuuya and Gave Him a Hair Transplant

[Content warning]: Don't judge any character in this novel by ordinary standards of good and evil.

Name: Byodoin Shadiao (nicknamed Shadiao)

Personality: Give her a little sunshine and she'll blossom; give her a little flood and she'll make a mess. When she acts up, she can make the whole world pull its hair out. Fickle and moody, she's a cheerful, adorable little terror.

Servant: Shakespeare (nicknamed Shabi), utterly useless.

Ability: Advertising slogans

Details: She has to shout an advertising slogan at over 90 decibels, and everyone present will automatically act out the ad.

"They say chocolate and music are an even better match on a rainy day~"

Shadiao was startled. She hadn't realized anyone else was nearby. Forced to bat her eyelashes, she pulled out a Depp chocolate bar. A certain short-tempered dwarf instantly flew to her side at 100 times the speed of sound (since he was so fast, we can just call it teleportation).

The two embraced passionately. BGM suddenly played in the background. They gazed lovingly into each other's eyes for two seconds, then slowly drew closer and closer.

Finally, they kissed.

"One bottle wakes you up, two bottles keep you going, three bottles make you immortal." She pulled out a bottle of little pills, held it in her left hand, and pointed at it with her right palm facing up. Wearing a perfectly fake smile, she looked at every intelligent male member of the Port Mafia.

All the intelligent men present involuntarily walked over to her, dropped to their knees with a swish, and shouted:

"For a healthy man, drink Shenbao!"

Afterward, all the male members of the Port Mafia shut themselves away for a day.

"Dazai Osamu, your mom brought you some Wangzi milk!"

Shadiao looked at Dazai with motherly affection, holding a carton of Wangzi milk in her hand.

On the side, Koyo said, "Your mom loves you so much!"

Dazai, his face full of happiness, ran over to her in slow motion (at a speed of one meter per five seconds) and took the Wangzi milk.

"Mom, I love you!"

Afterward, Dazai shut himself away for two days.

"Dear friends, just shout 'Wangwang!' anytime!"

Shadiao beamed and raised both fists high over her head. Her brilliant smile made everyone join in without a second thought.

Akutagawa happily raised his hands, as though returning to childhood and hearing for the first time that it was his birthday. With an innocent smile, he ran over to her and shouted along:

"You prosper! I prosper! Everyone prospers!"

Afterward, a certain black-haired man let off some steam, then shut himself away for a week.

This story began on September 2, 2020, the Ghost Festival.

After all, it's the Zhongyuan (Ghost) Festival.

The next story is expected to be [Crossover] What If JoJo Were a Girl? Please add it to your collection!

Unless something unexpected happens, this will enter VIP on Wednesday, October 28. Red packet giveaway that day.

Theme: Build a beautiful new life through hard work