Dance to the Beat of My Song!

I will not revise the main text following the incident involving a certain English person on 2020/2/3.

[Promoting my next story]

"Getting Chuya Hair Implants After Marrying Him"

Name: Byodo-in Shacho (short for Shadiao)

Personality: Give her a little sunshine and she blossoms; give her a flood and she runs wild. Let her be a menace and she'll be bad enough to pluck every hair on everyone in the world. Moody, a lovable and cheerful little terror when she smiles.

Servant: Shakespeare (short for Shabi), utterly useless.

Ability: Ad slogans

Description: She must shout an ad slogan at over 90 decibels. Everyone present will automatically act out the advertisement.

"They say that on a rainy day, chocolate goes better with music~"

Shacho was startled to realize there was someone nearby. Forced to bat her eyelashes, she pulled out a Depp chocolate bar. In an instant, a certain short-tempered dwarf flew to her side at 100 Mach (since he was so fast, we can call it teleportation).

They embraced passionately. A BGM suddenly started playing in the background. They gazed at each other tenderly for two seconds, then slowly drew closer, closer.

Finally, the two of them, mwah (tongues flailing wildly).

"One bottle keeps you alert, two bottles banish fatigue, three bottles grant eternal life." She pulled out a bottle of little pills, held it in her left hand, pointed at it with her right palm facing up, and looked at every male Port Mafia member with an adequate IQ with a perfectly fake smile.

Every male Port Mafia member with an adequate IQ walked toward her of their own accord, then dropped to their knees with a swish and shouted,

"For a healthy kidney, men should drink Shenbao!"

Afterward, all the male Port Mafia members shut themselves away for a day.

"Hey, Dazai, your mom brought you Wangzi milk!"

Shacho gazed lovingly at Dazai, a carton of Wangzi milk resting in her hands.

Koyo chimed in beside them, "Your mom loves you so much!"

Dazai ran toward her in slow motion (at a speed of five seconds per meter), his face full of happiness, and took the Wangzi milk.

"Mom, I love you!"

Afterward, Dazai shut himself away for two days.

"Dear friends, just shout 'Wangwang!' whenever you like!"

Shacho beamed with delight, clenching her fists and lifting them over her head. Her radiant smile made everyone join in without thinking.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke happily raised both hands, as if he were a child hearing for the first time that it was his birthday. He smiled innocently, ran over to her, and shouted along with her:

"May you thrive! May I thrive! May everyone thrive!"

Afterward, Akutagawa let off steam, then shut himself away for a week.

The goal: torment Chuya!

Other upcoming and ongoing stories:

If JOJO Were a Girl

One Hundred Ways to Die in Desperation

The Colors of the Stars

The Great World of Grass

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[This is the story blurb]

Facing Todoroki's freezing building assault plan, Kaon raised a megaphone: "My passion! It's like a fire! Burning across the whole desert~"

And so the entire building went up in flames, and Kaon won.

When faced with Bakugo's rude behavior, Kaon raised a loudspeaker: "Let's sway together~ Forget all the pain and let's sway together~"

And so Bakugo started swaying in the wind like a clump of seaweed, his face twisted in rage.

When the League of Villains attacked, Kaon cleared her throat and raised a microphone: "Three circles to the left, three circles to the right~ Twist your neck, shake your hips~ Go to bed early and get up early, let's exercise!"

And so the League of Villains performed their morning exercises in perfect unison and were captured.

Yes, 99 percent of those who've fallen for her Quirk despise Kaon and want nothing to do with her: "That bastard's Quirk is the worst!"

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