The Sunny, Cheerful Little Darling

The prestigious, upright Changliu Mountain has spent years supplying the cultivation world with lonely, unattached talent. Other sects: tangled romances, bitter heartbreak, and enough juicy gossip to last three days and nights; Changliu Mountain disciples: Their hearts belong only to ascending to immortality. They pass through the world without a backward glance. Dating would only slow down my sword.JPG Then one day, a sensational story appeared in the Gossip Immortal Journal: The three pillars of Changliu Mountain have secretly been raising a little girl in the forbidden grounds. Could she be an illegitimate daughter? With their reputations on the line, Changliu Mountain summoned the people involved to set the record straight at once. Person involved number one: dashing and charming, successful in his career, monopolizes half the cultivation world's elixir trade, Sect Leader The Sect Leader got to the root of the problem: "Actually... I like men." Female cultivators: Oh! Person involved number two: steady and reliable, expert in spirit herb cultivation and spirit beast husbandry, the sect's logistics specialist, Elder The Elder looked grief-stricken and began making things up: "My beloved lies buried beneath this land. From that day on, I swore to love this land forever..." Female cultivators, covering their faces: Ouch, ouch, ouch! That hurts so much! Person involved number three: his sword chills fourteen provinces, eighteen years without a partner, his only wish is to ascend and return home, Immortal Lord Changyao Immortal Lord Changyao coldly uttered three words: "I'm impotent." Female cultivators, wearing expressions of agony: Is that something you can just say so casually? The female cultivators trembled beneath the three bigwigs' glares, then pointed with tears in their eyes. "Then who is she...?" Everyone turned around. The little girl had her tiny white teeth clamped around Immortal Lord Changyao's most treasured Sword of Immortal Slaying, and gazed up at them with innocent, guileless eyes. Small, pitiful, and hungry: "Awooo~ Hungry, want food!" The Sect Leader, the Elder, and Changyao hurriedly pulled out the snacks they had on hand. "...If you're hungry, just eat. Don't act cute!" * The three leaders of Changliu Mountain were keeping a secret. A year ago, the sun and moon lost their light. Changyao, the reincarnation of an Immortal Lord, was about to ascend. Everything was ready. All that remained was for the celestial beast to open the heavenly staircase. But the attempt failed. When the Sect Leader and Elder arrived, all they found were a little demon who had finished stealing the celestial beast's spirit pill and was smacking her lips, and Immortal Lord Changyao with a face as cold as frost. What could you do when a little troublemaker swallowed the road to ascension? Immortal Lord Changyao: "Obviously, kill her!" The idea was sound, and the reasoning straightforward. But somehow, while raising the little girl, they ended up spoiling her rotten. Theme: Don't eat random things