After Descending to the Mortal World, All the Bigwigs Want to Be My Dad

Xi Shao is an ancient auspicious beast called a Chenghuang. He is more than five thousand years old, but his true form is only palm-sized, with pure white fur and tender pink paws. He looks like a fox cub that hasn't been weaned.

Xi Shao always fantasizes that if he became human, he'd be an incredibly handsome, manly older guy. But instead...

He is five foot three, with big eyes and an adorably innocent baby face. He's so cute it hurts.

He sneaks into human society and opens a shop that brings people good luck. With his overflowing good fortune, he picks out a few unlucky souls who catch his eye and changes their fates against all odds.

A bankrupt CEO pets the little fox and becomes the richest man in the world!

A disgraced idol rubs the little fox and clears his name overnight!

An injured esports player hugs the little fox and wins the championship!

Xi Shao thinks he's so amazing that everyone will worship and adore him! But those bigwigs with an excess of fatherly love only want to compete for the chance to be his dad.

The richest man buys him snacks and toys, the top-tier star spends all day playing house with him, and the esports champion teaches the kid to play a cute pet match-three game, hand over hand. Even the world-destroying Demon King sings him “Little Fox, Be Good” every night.

Xi Shao: ...Get a grip! I'm your great-great-great-grandfather!

One day, a guest with an imposing aura walks into Xi Shao's shop.

Xi Shao instantly changes into his true form and shoots up the ten-tier cat tree. His fur stands on end as he bares his little fangs and claws, grumpily saying, “Go away! I refuse to bring you good fortune!”

Si Qing: “That's fine. Even if you turn into a bringer of doom, I'll still take care of you.”

Sigh. If you lose a pet, you have to find it again, even if you have to cry while doing it.

A silly comedy with lots of original worldbuilding. A god x a cutie. Weibo: San Wu Is Adorable hhh

*Chenghuang: It looks like a fox, has a horn on its back, and grants a lifespan of two thousand years to anyone who rides it (from The Classic of Mountains and Seas).

***Coming soon: The Villain Cubs' Kindergarten. Please add it to your reading list.

Blurb: The Demon King's Kindergarten is dedicated to starting young, raising its little monsters to become evil supervillains.

The kindergarten is divided into junior, middle, and senior classes. The junior class does all kinds of evil, the middle class turns the world upside down, and the senior class destroys the world.

This is supposed to be a breeding ground for future Demon Kings. Until...

At the start of the new school year, a fair-skinned human teacher arrives at the kindergarten.

On the first day, the unruly little monsters plan to make the new teacher disappear from the world.

On the second day, they plan to put the new teacher in a sack and beat him up after school.

On the seventh day, the little monsters surround the new teacher's legs in neat rows, begging for his affection...

Qin Yilin has no parents and supports himself with a huge scholarship. After graduating from Qingbei University, he becomes a teacher at the Demon King's Kindergarten.

Teacher Qin carries a dinosaur egg, strokes a little fox demon's tail, then feeds tomato juice to a vampire with a baby bottle.

Then he teaches them how to protect peace on Earth.

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The demons have been troubled lately.

The Demon King, sealed away for three thousand years, has finally reincarnated.

This should have been good news, but who would have thought the Demon King would be reborn as an ordinary human, and a teacher who educates the next generation, no less!

The demons think this is unacceptable, so they gather all the forces of evil and set out to “reform” the Demon King.

Then, on the Demon King's Kindergarten's family visitation day, everyone is shocked to discover...

All the forces of evil have been reformed. Damn.

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