Bitten by a Bat [Western Crossover]

This story is also called After Bumping into the Dark Knight and Stealing His Idea After Lance was bitten by a bat, his mentor and father figure, Peter Parker, also known as Spider-Man, said, "How about... Batman?" Lance nodded obediently. But Peter never expected the kid to get into Gotham University! So things went like this: After saving a certain playboy: Bruce: "Who are you?" Lance: "Batman!" Bruce: "...?" If you're Batman, then who am I??? Running into the Dark Knight while he was chasing a criminal: Lance (starry-eyed): "What? You're the legendary senior from all those urban legends!!!" Dark Knight: "...?" Lance (loudly): "Were you bitten by a bat too?!" Dark Knight: "...? What?" Lance (sniffling): "Senior!!! What do I do if I get dizzy when I hang upside down?" Dark Knight: "..." Lance (sobbing even louder, qvq): "Whenever I see other bats, I want to eat them, and I want to suck their blood too. What do I do?? Please share your experience, senior!" Dark Knight: "Dear, I recommend shutting yourself away." After meeting Bludhaven's finest backside: Nightwing: "Who are you?" Lance: "Batman!" Nightwing: "...Dad?" Lance: "...?" Then he runs into Red Hood and asks him all of the above, three times over. Superman: "Huh?" Lance: "You're the superhero I admire most!" Superman: "Haha, you should've said so sooner, partner!" Lance: "Huh?" Peter: "...Maybe you should pick a different name?" The Dark Knight beside him looks at Lance disapprovingly. Lance (trembling): "Then... Bat... Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!" I still haven't decided on the pairing... Theme: Supporting each other, improving, and doing our best.