[Five Tsun] Dazai's Technique Is Dog Spirit Manipulation

[Blurb Updated] At a bar in Tokyo, Gojo Satoru met a young owner. The other man had delicate features and a mysterious, melancholic air. More importantly, his technique was a special kind of nullification. As long as Gojo made contact with him, the side effects of the Six Eyes vanished instantly. Whenever he had free time, Gojo would go find him and cuddle up close, enjoying a brief moment of peace. A different kind of affection also began to grow between them as they spent their days and nights together. Gojo Satoru: "So your technique is..." Dazai Osamu: "No Longer Human." Gojo Satoru: "Is that so?" Dazai Osamu: "That's right." >>> With [No Longer Human] interfering, Dazai Osamu's technique remained a mystery. That was, until something major happened at Jujutsu High. Students started disappearing one after another, and the assistant supervisors' investigation turned up nothing. Gojo Satoru personally took charge of the case, but the clues kept going cold. Feeling dejected, he decided to go talk things over with the bar owner. He pushed open the door, and a Border Collie leaped at him. Gojo Satoru widened his eyes. "...Yuta?" The Border Collie: "Whimper, whimper!!!" A huge spotted dog came running after the Border Collie. Gojo Satoru: "Panda?!" The spotted dog immediately tucked its tail between its legs and turned around. It couldn't face him. Gojo Satoru noticed a tiny Pomeranian rubbing against his feet. "Don't tell me you're Inumaki?" The Pomeranian: "Woof, woof!" Dazai Osamu came out with a dark expression. "I hate dogs more than anything. Get them out of here." Gojo Satoru: "So your technique is..." Dazai Osamu: "I told you, it's 'No Longer Human.'" No, it's Dog Spirit Manipulation. >>> 1. Happy ending. Gojo Satoru x Dazai Osamu, teacher Gojo x Armed Detective Agency Dazai (?). Crossover crack pairing, be warned. 2. [Not recommended for readers who ship everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen.] 3. The outline is still in development. The blurb may be tweaked a little before the story officially begins, but the "Dog Spirit Manipulation" premise will remain unchanged. 4. The story will probably mainly focus on Bungo Stray Dogs. Blurb archived on September 13, 2025 The idea began in early 2025 Theme: Kind and gentle people deserve good things