Who Touched My Kang?!

[Silly comedy, expected to be at most around 200,000 words]

The emperor's favorite empress, Jiang Huang, transmigrates and becomes a village girl in a southern Chinese village in the twenty-first century.

When winter arrives, this northern queen is cold as a dog.

Jiang Huang clenches her little fists and vows: This palace must have a heated brick bed!

One day, Jiang Huang discovers a handsome little madman in the neighboring village.

The handsome little madman roars, "You bunch of unruly peasants! I'll have your heads chopped off!"

Jiang Huang bursts into tears: "Your Majesty, how did you end up here, too?!"

The villagers all shake their heads: There goes another one.

Theme: If you want something done, do it yourself.