I Have Special Tricks for Raising Kids

Originally titled My Ancestor Came from the Cultivation World

Baili Xingyue, a powerful leader of an immortal sect, descended to the mortal realm to undergo a trial and had a daughter. On the day her daughter started elementary school, she said to her clingy little one, "Be good, and Mommy will pick you up after school."

Then an accident forced her to return to the immortal realm. By the time she finished what she had to do and went to pick up her little one, sixty years had passed in the mortal world.

The little one who had just come of age had become an old little one.

Baili Xingyue descended to the mortal realm again. Her old child clung to her leg, weeping with joy: "Mom, have you finally come to pick me up?"

Baili Xingyue: ???

Where was the adorable, sweet, tiny little one she had left behind?

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Other people raising kids: find a good school, buy a home in the right school district, sign them up for tutoring, and fight for a spot in an overseas study program.

Wu Xianxian raising kids: get a sea monster to come ashore and teach the kids singing, build an illusion for them to practice acting, keep ghosts in fish tanks so the kids can overcome their fear of ghosts, invite the God of Food down to earth to arrange their birthday parties, and have the God of Wealth coach them in financial investing...

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Xiuzhi, the leader of the immortal sects, had a secret crush on Baili Xingyue for five hundred years and eagerly followed her to the mortal realm.

Then he discovered he had turned into a human toddler.

Xiuzhi gritted his teeth: He hated this frail, childish body!

He looked up and saw Baili Xingyue smiling gently. "Hey, you there, little one. Come here. Want big sister to teach you how to cultivate immortality?"

Xiuzhi knew he should refuse and do everything he could to return to his original form, so she could see him in all his dazzling glory.

But she smiled at me!

Reading Guide:

1. It's 1v1 in every sense of the term. No need to ask.

2. Silly fun and pure wish fulfillment, mainly about raising kids, with little romance.

3. The heroine is breathtakingly beautiful. The hero is a love-struck tool, a true Su Daqiang. The writing style is over the top. (Life is hard enough; I don't want anything straight from hell.)

4. Additional keywords: parallel worlds, fictional modern setting, raising a powerful character, showing off and face-slapping, a max-level powerhouse slaughtering the noob village.

Theme: Strive to improve and stay positive.