After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Alpaca Got the Villain's Baby

It's so messed up that even my own mom wouldn't recognize me. This is awkward, time to light a cigarette.

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Chai Si died on a rainy day. Wearing two-finger flip-flops, he skidded two meters and died like a human curling stone.

When he opened his eyes again, he'd become a character in a melodramatic web novel: a nasty little side character who wouldn't survive three chapters.

Chai Si: "..." These flip-flops can summon rain. Excuse me, I'd like to die again.

He looked around the deathly pale morgue and thought, "Old Ge's lying down." Then he wondered what he'd do next... Huh? He poked his belly. It felt a little strange, so he poked it again...

Chai Si: I-I think I've got something extra in there???

The male lead: I'm not taking responsibility!

And then Chai Si gave birth. He laid an egg!

Life was hard, and raising an egg wasn't easy.

So Chai Si dragged along a cardboard box and sent himself and the egg express delivery to the egg's real father.

A certain villain: "Delivery refused!" Yesterday, you ignored me when I loved you. Today, I can't afford to love you!

Chai Si patted his belly and smacked his lips. "Tui~ You, grass, mud, horse! Divine beast! I love you in egg-form~" (????` )

A certain villain: "!!!"

Later, a certain villain spent his days incubating eggs in the Green Green Grasslands...

While Chai Si, who thought he was a lovesick puppy, went, "Tui~ It's 22 degrees today, with a gentle breeze. The girl on the corner looks pretty hot. I'm curled up in the villain's Maserati, imagining what we'll look like walking down the aisle together..."

Couple: A rich, handsome, ruthless great demon gong x a chaotic, outrageously eccentric alpaca shou

P.S. 1. The egg belongs to the gong. Both are sexually pure, and it's a sweet romance.

2. The shou really is an alpaca! Also known as a grass-mud horse.

3. "Tui~" is the sound an alpaca makes when it spits without chewing.

4. Mpreg setting: The gong and shou's demon cores split and fused to form the egg.

Theme: Different perspectives reveal different worlds.