I Became the Evil Sword Immortal and Made a Fortune Across the Cultivation World

Coming soon: My Partner Is a Workaholic, So I Lie Flat in Bliss and The Idle Immortal Braves the Entertainment Industry. Blurbs at the bottom. I became an Evil Sword Immortal and now live off buying resentment through a red packet group. Send me 50 and help me out! Li Zhan won 266 million in the lottery. He thought his days of traveling, lying flat, and enjoying life had finally arrived. But right after he collected the prize, an “accident” happened. He died before he could spend a cent! When he opened his eyes, he had landed in a cultivation world of flashing blades, blood, and flying heads! System 233: Host, all you have to do is bond with a spirit sword in the Sword Mound, and you can begin your career as a Sword Immortal, summoning every sword in the land with a single call. Sounds awesome, right? Li Zhan: I! Haven’t! Spent! My! Money! I had a perfectly good, peaceful life, and now I’m supposed to fight for my life here? Do I have a powerful backer who’ll let me run wild in the cultivation world without fear? Do I have a talent that lets me level up while lying down and ascend just by breathing? Do I have endless heavenly treasures to spend? System 233: …As long as you work hard, Host, you can have all of those things~ Li Zhan: I had a perfectly good life lying flat and going wherever I pleased. Why would I come here to live through blood and danger, always on a knife’s edge? Am I a masochist? System 233: Host! Keep it under control! Your resentment is attracting an evil sword, aaah! Li Zhan: I! Haven’t! Spent! My! Money! I’m overflowing with resentment now! Bring it on, I can support eighty or a hundred Evil Sword Immortals! Please add The Idle Immortal Braves the Entertainment Industry to your reading list Blurb: Li Xianyu had been lied to by his sect and parents for three thousand years. He always believed the sect was surrounded by enemies and desperately needed a genius like him to save it. But when he finally finished his training and left the mountain, he discovered that his sect was famous throughout the realm for “paranoia” and “an entire sect of arrogant chosen ones who fiercely protect their own.” No one would dare mess with them. Unfortunately, he was so low-key that before he could reveal who he was, someone schemed against him, and he fell into the mortal world of a small realm. He became a poor soul named Li Xianyu, with a broken leg, sent onto a supernatural livestream as someone else’s contrast and stepping-stone. Li Xianyu: I’m a dignified Great Golden Immortal. Even lying down, I’d still come in first. Are you sure you want to use me as your comparison? After entering the small realm, Li Xianyu kept hearing people say, “Even if a Great Golden Immortal showed up, they couldn’t save you!” Li Xianyu, the Great Golden Immortal: Really? I don’t believe it! Having fallen in love with lying flat, Li Xianyu asked Lu Buli to turn him over so he could sun his back. “Flip me over, but don’t straddle my thighs. That pose blocks the sunlight.” I’ll probably write this version first. I feel like the ancient-setting version would have to be more restrained in characterization, while the modern version can be more open. My Partner Is a Workaholic, So I Lie Flat in Bliss. Blurb: After being talked into it by his sect elders, Li Xianyu spent more than three thousand years as a workaholic. During a training trip, he accidentally fell into a small realm. While recuperating, all he wanted was to be an idle fish who didn’t even need to turn himself over. That is, until the person he liked, who worked part-time as his bodyguard, cook, housekeeper, masseur, and bath attendant, had their core crippled and was bullied as a useless good-for-nothing. Li Xianyu: You’ve messed with me. You might as well have messed with the King of Hell! Lu Buli: Since I’m already doing so many jobs, let me take on one more and be your partner, too. Li Xianyu: Oh, you actually have such an outrageous idea… It’s kind of exciting, though. Theme: Live happily and refuse to get caught up in needless inner turmoil