The Kids Stay, the Dads Come and Go

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This story is a tough read. Take it one chapter at a time; don't try to swallow it whole.

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Each of mine could spit into the sea, and their spit alone would make a whole ocean.

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The first thing Yan Ruo heard upon opening his eyes was an excited, expectant man's voice teaching him to call him Dad: "Baby, say Dad."

Well, he wasn't human anymore, but he should still show his elders some respect.

What Yan Ruo never expected was to change dads this often.

Wait, how did he end up with so many dads?

Then who was his mother? Why did they all want to be his dad?

Actually, he was still missing a mom, a partner, and...

He really didn't need any more dads. He had way too many. If he called out "Dad," three years would pass before they all finished answering!

I saw a tiny white bug, smaller than a grain of rice. It had a little pointy head, two tiny feet, and soft, milky-white skin tinged with pink.

This adorable little one deserves all the love his countless dads can give.

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When Tang Yu's consciousness awakened, he excitedly headed to LetMe Bar to find a like-minded guy to spend the night with.

Who could have guessed that whenever he took an interest in someone, that guy would immediately get automatically mosaicked in certain places?

***, □□, *--*, all different lengths and shapes, and each one promptly extinguished Tang Yu's excitement.

At last, just before Tang Yu could no longer hold back a curse, he spotted a handsome man whose whole body was clearly visible.

The man gave off a dangerous aura, but he was staring right at Tang Yu. Thinking he'd found the one, Tang Yu walked over to his destined man and extended a tentative little foot.

Tang Yu was thrilled and full of anticipation as the man pinned both his hands with one hand.

The man said, "The River Crab has come to arrest you!"

Tang Yu: "..."

Tang Yu would avenge the heart he'd gotten all worked up for over nothing! He was absolutely going to win this man over. Crab roe was delicious, after all. As long as those claws didn't pinch him to death, he'd suck that crab dry!

Tang Yu: "Hey, handsome. Everyone else is all □□□ and □□□, but you're perfectly clear. What do you think of me? How about we get to know each other properly?"

Rong Xie: "...That yellow vest of yours is rather eye-catching."

Tang Yu: "The Qing Dynasty fell ages ago, and you're still afraid of a yellow vest?"

"Take it off!!!"

Every day, Rong Xie would hold out his hands and let Tang Yu choose: "Would you like this gold lock, or this silver one?"

Theme: Everyone has a duty to care for the little ones. Raise them right, and they'll grow up with good values.