Don't Be Afraid, It's a Normal Social Phenomenon

Cheng Qianli, a young teacher in the Sociology Department of Yongning City University, known as Qingjiao During the day, I attend classes, hold meetings, write notebooks, lead students, and do fieldwork In the evening, he patrols the building, draws talismans, seals demons, and submits abnormal event investigation reports to the Demon Catching Alliance. As a social studies teacher, she specializes in analyzing social structures; As a certified monster hunter, she specializes in solving structural monsters. In his first year of employment, Cheng Qianli was arranged by the college to take over the school's famous problem class. Those who failed the course, those who were absent from class, those who failed to complete the exam three times, those whose papers were checked for plagiarism 99% of the time, those whose academic warning lists filled a whole page—— Oh, what a gathering of heroes! The class monitor, the only good student, burst into tears: "Teacher Cheng, is our class hopeless?" Cheng Qianli said lazily: "Don't be afraid." "It's a normal social phenomenon to be hopeless." Student: "..." What's even more unfortunate is that supernatural incidents begin to appear one after another on campus. There were cries in the library basement in the middle of the night. A faceless hand stretched out from under the bed board in the dormitory building. The conference room in the administrative building automatically lights up every Wednesday, and people who go in for the meeting come out three hours later with a stack of ever-expanding forms in their hands. Student: Ah ah ah ah ah, teacher, help me! Cheng Qianli: "Calm down, normal social phenomenon." Student: Teacher, I always dream of a female ghost sitting on the bedside urging me to revise my paper QAQ Cheng Qianli: "Academic pressure leads to dream projection." Student: Teacher, the academic administration system automatically selected a non-existent course for me in the middle of the night! Cheng Qianli: "Check whether the MOOC system is stuck." Student: Teacher, the conference room in the administration building can eat people! Cheng Qianli: "This is called organizational alienation." Until one day, the whole class was pulled into the non-existent Thirteenth College by a school bus without a driver. At the end of the corridor, countless demons stared at them eerily. The student completely collapsed: "Teacher Cheng! Is this a normal social phenomenon?!" Cheng Qianli was silent for a moment and took out the talisman. "Yes." "But intervention is already needed." Later, a new legend spread from Yongning City University. Don't panic when something happens. Find Teacher Cheng. Because Teacher Cheng can not only catch monsters. She will also interview the demon, create a profile, and ask the demon to submit a 3,000-word explanation of the situation. Later, in the problem-solving class that was famous throughout the school, all the students failed, passed all the test questions, won awards in competitions, passed the postgraduate entrance examination, and had a 100% employment rate. The school leader burst into tears: "Teacher Cheng, how did you do it?" Cheng Qianli had a fake smile on his face: "What you should do to cultivate people with moral integrity." "... Except for a little bit of monster by the way." Reading guide: Pure fiction, everything is nonsense. The previous short story "Don't Panic, It's a Scientific Phenomenon" is a new independent work with the same world view. It will have no impact if you don't read the previous work. Intention: What people pursue throughout their lives is just to be seen