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One day, he blunders into a pure-hearted school romance and becomes the most miserable stepping-stone supporting male character in the story.
The female classmate who introduced him to the book described the character this way: "The heroine's backup, the hero's rival, the king of cannon fodder, and the epitome of misery."
The heroine, Pu Yiran, stood beside his desk. "Xiang Yu, the wind is so noisy today. Let me tutor you."
Xiang Yu snapped open his book. "The weather forecast says it's going to rain today. Not a good day to go out."
The cannon-fodder guy from the book crouched in front of him and threatened him. "You know what this is? Think carefully before you speak. I'll only warn you once: stop going after Pu Yiran."
Xiang Yu raised one eyebrow, his gaze sharp. "Really?"
He rolled up his sleeves, and the cannon fodder howled as he got pounded.
The male lead from the book stood expressionlessly beside his bed. "Get up at six in the morning and memorize English vocabulary for half an hour, then spend fifteen minutes on classical poetry. Before class, squeeze in a set of math problems, and use the ten-minute breaks to review your mistakes..."
Xiang Yu, who had just jolted awake from a nightmare: "..."
Not long afterward, Xiang Yu sat on the stairs with a bottle of soda in his left hand, turning to look to his left. "I don't want to study anymore."
The male lead, Shen Chong, flipped through his recent report cards. A lock of hair curved elegantly behind his ear. He paused when he heard Xiang Yu, turned around, and suddenly grabbed him by the nape.
Their faces were inches apart, their breaths mingling. Xiang Yu's neck turned red at once. Shen Chong pressed close to his face and kissed his ear, his voice low. "Stop dreaming and study hard."
Xiang Yu: "..."
A pure-hearted school romance. Curly-haired top x free-spirited bottom.
Reader advisory: A silly, brainless story; the logic may have a few bugs. If it's not for you, please just click away. The author is sensitive and easily gets depressed.
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Upcoming novel, not yet written: A Playboy Scumbag Accidentally Gets His Archrival Pregnant
Ran Huan is straight, and not only that, he's a scumbag.
As a college student, he dated a whole string of ex-girlfriends and was constantly dragged on the campus confession board. He became notorious around school, but he was handsome, sweet-talking, and loaded, so he spent every day out with his friends and never let anything bother him.
But for every person who liked him, there was someone who couldn't stand him.
Class monitor Xiao Ce was one of them. Xiao Ce had enrolled as the top student in his major and became the counselor's right-hand man and a core member of the class as soon as he arrived. He had the highest GPA in the department every year and was a campus star.
Xiao Ce couldn't stand Ran Huan, and since they shared a dorm room, he treated him coldly every day and could barely be bothered to speak to him.
Ran Huan was sick of him too. Damn it! He hated people who acted so high and mighty!
Later, Ran Huan gathered a group of people to corner Xiao Ce and teach him a lesson. But while climbing over the school wall, he missed his footing, fell headfirst, and knocked himself unconscious.
When Ran Huan woke up, he was in the hospital. A nurse came over with an examination device. Ran Huan thought she was going to check his injured arm and rolled up his sleeve, but instead she lifted the hem of his shirt and pressed the device against his flat stomach.
Ran Huan: "?"
The nurse recorded the readings and smiled at him. "The baby's doing great. Very active."
I think it's your brain, not your arm, that got hurt when I fell.
Xiao Ce came in from outside wearing a thick black wool coat and carrying a stack of medical reports. Ran Huan compared him to the face he'd seen yesterday and thought Xiao Ce looked like a mature professional now.
Xiao Ce walked over to his bed, frowned, and touched Ran Huan's cold cheek. Then he took off his coat and draped it over him. "Let's go home. The baby's fine."
Ran Huan got goosebumps from Xiao Ce's touch. He was about to speak when Xiao Ce grabbed his wrist, his expression stern. "You're pregnant and still running around. You fell and didn't even call me. Is it so hard to call me?"
What the hell? Are all of you crazy?
Ran Huan tried to run, but didn't get far. When Xiao Ce put an arm around his waist and guided him back to bed, Ran Huan's eyes went red with anger. He shrieked, "Damn it, Xiao Ce, let go of me!"
Xiao Ce frowned and pinched his butt. "Behave."
Ran Huan was completely dumbfounded, trembling with rage. "Xiao Ce, who the hell do you think you are? Just you wait. If I don't destroy you, my name isn't Ran Huan."
Xiao Ce sleepily pulled him closer and closed his eyes. "Who am I? I'm your husband."
Ran Huan: "..."
Ran Huan's mouth twitched. Something flashed through his mind, and his lips trembled as he asked, "Then who's the baby?"
Xiao Ce: "Nezha in your belly."
Ran Huan: "..."
Xiao Ce x Ran Huan
#How Did I Get Pregnant Just From Climbing Over a Wall?#
#I Went to Sleep and Woke Up 18 Plus 8. Give Me Back My Beautiful Male College Student Life#
Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day.
You guessed it, I originally thought it was grandpa's child, but then the uncle appeared too frequently, and this uncle was really a little bit conceited.
Opal, not bad, looks good
!???? Written together? Do you mean grandpa's child?
That's the end of the feature film???·(??????????????)??·?
It looks good. Did you drive a car quietly?
It turns out it's already been added to the episode
Go... Go to work??? I didn't look at it for a day or two or didn't look carefully. Shouldn't I still be in school? Why am I at work?
Finished spreading flowers spreading flowers spreading flowers!
Hahahahahahahaha why is it so funny
I felt a motorcycle run over my face...