Thunderbolt Academy: A Side Story

Pili Academy...? Let’s interview some of the teachers who used to work there. Mo Zhaonu: Whether the heart is willing or not, it belongs to the academy; whether love is there or not...[hides face behind fan] Say, why don’t we change the subject? Yi Yun: [looking regretful] One mistake in a lifetime, driven to madness, so don’t take it seriously! Feng Zhihen: The road ahead is dark, my gaze stretches into infinity. My sword is at my side, but I can’t strike. It’s bitterly cold here! Luan Shi Kuang Dao: [spits blood toward the sky] Murong Chan! Whoa, that’s intense! Teachers, please take care of yourselves! School motto: Never graduate Pili Academy Make repeating grades your life’s mission Put happiness aside School song: Pili Academy aims high It turns out outstanding talents The teachers have a way with teaching The students happily attend class Virtue, intellect, fitness, and teamwork, we excel in every way Excellent conduct and scholarship, we’re famous far and wide Our future is boundless, we’re great heroes Our extraordinary achievements make us proud The students’ bitter complaints (this is what it’s really like): Pili Academy is so boring But the teachers are hilarious Everyone sleeps through class The teachers shout themselves hoarse When class ends, everyone runs for it The teachers chase them and collapse Then another teacher takes over And we drive them just as mad A lively, easygoing modern school story~~ A warm and harmonious family of demons and monsters~~ Pili Academy! Never graduate!